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6/21/2013 1:50 PM
Edited Date/Time: 6/21/2013 2:10 PM

Just tell your stories of something that happened at the wrong time... wether it be an awkward boner at the doctor(happened to me) or anything else

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6/21/2013 1:55 PM

Yeah haha I had a friend who was rather busty and we sat next to each other and she'd always wear lowcut shirts so I'd get erections quite often haha and it doesn't help I wear girl jeans and there's no hiding it which is why I wear my pants so low. Not that I really cared if she saw regardless.

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6/21/2013 1:59 PM

Four wrote:

Yeah haha I had a friend who was rather busty and we sat next to each other and she'd always wear lowcut shirts so I'd get erections quite often haha and it doesn't help I wear girl jeans and there's no hiding it which is why I wear my pants so low. Not that I really cared if she saw regardless.

Happened to me on the bus once to... this chick laid on my lap and put my hand on her tits... i moved my hand and she made an excuse to put it back on her tit... got an erection.... she most likely noticed something hard under her head. too bad i never tapped that shit lol.

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6/21/2013 2:06 PM

I too once got a boner at the doctors hahaha

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6/21/2013 2:08 PM

Well when you are getting a sports physical and its by a female doctor... you kinda can't help it

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6/21/2013 2:33 PM

Chrisaustin wrote:

Well when you are getting a sports physical and its by a female doctor... you kinda can't help it

Aint that the truth especially when you have a sexy ass doctor like me and she looks at you and smiles as shes cupping your balls and holding your penis...i love going to the doctors

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6/21/2013 2:38 PM

handlebar-to-face wrote:

Aint that the truth especially when you have a sexy ass doctor like me and she looks at you and smiles as shes cupping your balls and holding your penis...i love going to the doctors

HAHA... I was suppose to have a my guy doctor but it was a new girl because my doctor had the flu.. Go figure lol

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6/21/2013 5:19 PM

Chrisaustin wrote:

Well when you are getting a sports physical and its by a female doctor... you kinda can't help it

handlebar-to-face wrote:

Aint that the truth especially when you have a sexy ass doctor like me and she looks at you and smiles as shes cupping your balls and holding your penis...i love going to the doctors

LMFAO that was the funnest thing I've read in a long time!!!

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6/22/2013 5:35 AM

in Histroy a year ago our teacher was demonstrating an amputation on someone (NOT ME). as he was doing so the poor kid got a boner while the teacher was stroking his leg. it was funny as fuck haha

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6/22/2013 7:37 AM

Zach P-D wrote:

in Histroy a year ago our teacher was demonstrating an amputation on someone (NOT ME). as he was doing so the poor kid got a boner while the teacher was stroking his leg. it was funny as fuck haha

lol... That's fucking weird

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6/22/2013 7:38 AM

This has turned into the awkward boner thread.

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6/24/2013 8:20 PM

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6/25/2013 12:22 AM

lol i have popped hard ons on so many of my female friends its retarded, they never really care or say anything regardless, although they had rubbed at it with their ass or hand and on one or two occasions foot... worst part is i never fucked any of them

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6/26/2013 5:28 AM

sketchytravis wrote:

lol i have popped hard ons on so many of my female friends its retarded, they never really care or say anything regardless, although they had rubbed at it with their ass or hand and on one or two occasions foot... worst part is i never fucked any of them

That's like her licking the head... then quitting right before.. Blue balls is the best isnt it.

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6/26/2013 1:17 PM

I got a massive erection during my economics exam a few months ago I swear it went out of my boxers.
I have an economics fetish tongue
It was so weird considering I wasn't checking out chicks or anything.

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6/26/2013 1:20 PM

andyferly wrote:

I got a massive erection during my economics exam a few months ago I swear it went out of my boxers.
I have an economics fetish tongue
It was so weird considering I wasn't checking out chicks or anything.

I had shit like that in spanish class.. Ms.Cordova mmmmm just that name makes me aroused haha

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6/26/2013 1:24 PM

andyferly wrote:

I got a massive erection during my economics exam a few months ago I swear it went out of my boxers.
I have an economics fetish tongue
It was so weird considering I wasn't checking out chicks or anything.

Chrisaustin wrote:

I had shit like that in spanish class.. Ms.Cordova mmmmm just that name makes me aroused haha

I had failed an exam a few years ago cause I was checking out the whole time this chicks ass haha not a good idea...

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6/26/2013 1:26 PM

andyferly wrote:

I had failed an exam a few years ago cause I was checking out the whole time this chicks ass haha not a good idea...

I'm suprised this thread hasn't been taken down lol.

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6/26/2013 1:30 PM

Chrisaustin wrote:

I had shit like that in spanish class.. Ms.Cordova mmmmm just that name makes me aroused haha

andyferly wrote:

I had failed an exam a few years ago cause I was checking out the whole time this chicks ass haha not a good idea...

Chrisaustin wrote:

I'm suprised this thread hasn't been taken down lol.

Welcome to the general section as long as you don't post porn you can post whatever you want.
Even trolling is allowed here in some cases haha.

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6/26/2013 1:32 PM

I think the only reason I passed my math class last year was because mu teacher was so sexy hahaha, she had the best looking ass of any of my teachers it was hard to not pay attention to her haha

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