12/5/2014 7:35 AM
Edited Date/Time: 12/5/2014 7:49 AM
This is super long and written wrong etc. whatever
This is after the Secret incidences
>Be mi
>Forever alone
>no gf in highschool at all
>only 2 gfs in jr.high and both were definitely not keepers.
>Just browsing my email
>"Your new pof matches for june"
>Whendidisignupforthis.jpg
>"She looks cute"
>click on it read and read and decide i might aswell message
>Message back and forth find out it likes music i had liked at the time
>Friend Kik's me another one of its dating profiles "Gore,Snuff, & Torture porn enthusiast"
>Google its name and like 4 profiles pop up
>Umm.gif
>It messages me "You know i'm transgender right?"
>Uhhh yea?
>Decide to meet it anyway because i had already wasted the time and i would be able to say i did this
>I say "On my way"
>25 mins later i check my phone "NO NO lets do it later"
>OK
>Wasted 10+ dollars in gas because i got like no mpg at the time
>"Mi mum has mi cleaning shit all day today are you free all day?"
>Sure
>Like 2:30 and it's like "I'm ready"
>"I might be dressed to fancy, this is how i dress everyday"
>well im in a t shirt and jeans and i'm getting gas
>"Haha Okie"
>roll up in the camaro
>10 mins later a creature walks out
>O FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE
>Gets in
>as im backing out the knife in my center console thing & the one in my glove box make tons of noise
>"What was that?"
>"I don't know"
>"WHADDDYA WANNA DO?"
>This is fucking bullshit
>"I don't care"
>"I could go for some food"
>2 mins of driving 5 mph and it rambling about places
>I really want to kick it out at this point
>park at o'charleys and car starts to roll fast when i open my door
>It gives me this look
>Leave doors unlocked out of embarrassment
>I try to find some ass inside but its all older couples so its extra embarrassing to have an alternative tranny sitting with me
>Its looking at mi ass
>This is the most awkward thing ever, i start texting 10 of my contacts random shit
>"Do you know who Boxxy/Catie Wayne is?"
>"No"
>Now this has become even worse
>Never get the Bill
>leave like 10 or 15$ tip because i'm not waiting on change
>"Did you really leave your doors unlocked someone could steal it?"
>"I don't care" really not concerned atm
>Everytime it shifts from 1-2 or hit a bump i can see it bobbing its head
>"What do you want to do?"
>"I DON"T CARE"
>"Go to this park"
>GOD DAMNIT HELP ME JESUS
>Kids every fucking where and i know that they can tell it's a tranny and STARE SO HARD
>Sit almost off the damn bench trying to get away
>"Would you have to hide me?"
>Jarble of words basically saying "Yes but i don't want you to think that"
>"What do you want to do tomorrow?"
>"I DO NOT CARE" I was 99% sure i wasn't showing up next day
>I'm like "can i take you home?"
>"Sure but you aren't allowed in without my parents home"
>So we're 10 now i see. Not like i wanted to go in but the fact it said that.
>Drop off
>"Text me"
>Hellno.jpg
>Go on next street and roast the tires pretty good, felt so free at that moment
>Kids that stared are in the middle of the street
>Floor it
>Going 75 ish (in a 25) and almost hit one.
>Pull up at home
>It's almost 7 holy fuck this was a bad idea
>Wasted almost 100$ in gas and food money. 8 mpg ain't easy.
Next day
>Text saying i need to do this its not you its me Bs because it tried to be nice even though i was "Super awkward" to be around
>"Ok bye then?"
Weeks later
>4th of july coming home from fireworks decide to fuck with it and flatten its cars tires
>Stealth af
>Friend gets out and pulls a valve stem i think
>Get the fuck in
>Big black car in its driveway when we turn around down the street, it had to have seen us roll away
>They know
the past 5 months
>Tell everyone because idgaf and its funny
>2 friends call and text it nonstop fucking with it and it forgets everytime
>Friend offers it a record deal (its a musician)
>Calls 15 times in 3 days during the 4 hr school day we have
>hang up on it everytime and it still picks up
About a month after the original incident My "Tranny" starts leaking on my car and i change the damn gasket i thought was leaking twice,Bunch of shit happens, I blow a trans cooler line and leave a foot wide strip of it for about 2 miles until im nearly out, Car ends up Down the street from where the human Tranny lives, endless problems with the dealer. Coincidence? i think not
Every single thing it had on,mentioned,or liked i now can not stand because of the memories, i also run into trannies atleast once a week, sometimes multiple times a week, it sucks.
"It's like riding someone's bike and they got the same frame" -Four
Refs:Four x4,tomdon x5,Xxohioanxx,BigCurn, Don't remember the rest
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She was like "I'm waiting for marriage" which is fucking retarded and she acted disgusted whenever we talked about dicks hahaha.
