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Pick three celebrities (pics appreciated) that you would totally gaschmoigle the doigen with. The rules are they have to be alive and in existence and you'd be gaschmoigling with them how they are right now.
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Who is that? haha i feel like i should know...
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Natalie Dormer. Too bad she shaved the side of her head goddammit. She was the only one I needed. 
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Xxohioanxx wrote:Natalie Dormer. Too bad she shaved the side of her head goddammit. She was the only one I needed.
Ohh what was she on? (other than the D)
Edit: Oh Yeah she was on a lot.
Double Edit: You shouldn't have let her. Keep the bitches in line bro
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Jennifer Lawrence, she has nice bewbies
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blaaaaaaaaa wrote:The girl that played beth on TWD
Fucking yes.
Also Jane from Breaking Bad. I saw this girl at my school that looked just like her and I fell in love.
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kati perry
the one chick from days n daze
not gunna lie. theyre kidna like the first 3 I could think of. lol
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Depends on if pornstars count, If so:
Jennifer White
Holly Michaels
I forgot the 3rd one i wanted to put but i guess tie between Asa Akira (probably nasty irl),Madison Ivy or Sasha Grey, given none have stds.
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Catie Wayne
If internet celebrities dont count i dont even know
Katy Perry
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i agree with the porn stars... i wanted to put asa akira in bc like... uhhnnnnnn yesss.. haha she could make me doigen throb.
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MaximusBikes wrote:i agree with the porn stars... i wanted to put asa akira in bc like... uhhnnnnnn yesss.. haha she could make me doigen throb.
Asa is not an attractive asian.
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Xxohioanxx wrote:Asa is not an attractive asian.
Her face isn't that good, but not that it matters bc it is usually buried in doigen and sploodge. haha Her body is the part that matters.
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Refs:tomdon x4,Xxohioanxx,BigCurn, Don't remember the rest
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Wow, that was a waste of time lol
Edit: ew wtf was I thinking when I put some of them on the list omg slimmed it down a bit
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MaximusBikes wrote:Ohh what was she on? (other than the D)
Edit: Oh Yeah she was on a lot.
Double Edit: You shouldn't have let her. Keep the ...more
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Melanie Iglesias or Kate Upton for sure
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MELANIE IGLESIAS MAKES ME GIBLETS JUMP MAN I WILL MARRY HER AND HAVE SUPER HUMAN CHILDREN AND SHE WILL TASTE MY SEED.
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That vaschmoigler she has is pretty smashed, I'd still hit it tho.
Alina li is so hawt.
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