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12/8/2014 7:50 PM

Pick three celebrities (pics appreciated) that you would totally gaschmoigle the doigen with. The rules are they have to be alive and in existence and you'd be gaschmoigling with them how they are right now.

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12/8/2014 7:58 PM

Photo

I win.
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12/8/2014 7:59 PM

Who is that? haha i feel like i should know...

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12/8/2014 8:03 PM

Natalie Dormer. Too bad she shaved the side of her head goddammit. She was the only one I needed. sad

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12/8/2014 8:04 PM
Edited Date/Time: 12/8/2014 8:06 PM

Xxohioanxx wrote:

Natalie Dormer. Too bad she shaved the side of her head goddammit. She was the only one I needed. sad

Ohh what was she on? (other than the D)

Edit: Oh Yeah she was on a lot.

Double Edit: You shouldn't have let her. Keep the bitches in line bro

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References: OneGuyIlluminatiEye, robinson79, Brian Griffin, The Horror Contact, StoreBoughtChild, C_Johnsonbmx, dkTechEthan, etc.

12/8/2014 8:18 PM

Jennifer Lawrence, she has nice bewbies

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12/8/2014 8:32 PM

The girl that played beth on TWD

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12/8/2014 8:39 PM
Edited Date/Time: 12/8/2014 8:41 PM

blaaaaaaaaa wrote:

The girl that played beth on TWD

Fucking yes.

Also Jane from Breaking Bad. I saw this girl at my school that looked just like her and I fell in love.

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12/8/2014 9:02 PM

Stop making me horny. I'm already fap master.

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12/9/2014 12:37 AM

fuck.

hard decision

brodi from the distillers

kati perry

the one chick from days n daze


not gunna lie. theyre kidna like the first 3 I could think of. lol

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12/9/2014 12:58 AM

Michelle rodriguez

Jesses black haired gf who dies from a heroin overdose on breaking bad

Dylan ryder

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12/9/2014 6:14 AM

Just realized i didn't answer.

katy perry

Kim Kardashian (just to piss Kanye off bc fuck him)

Jennifer Lawrence, because i feel she could understand my weirdness and we would make beautiful children.

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12/9/2014 7:05 AM
Edited Date/Time: 12/9/2014 7:21 AM

Depends on if pornstars count, If so:
Jennifer White
Holly Michaels
I forgot the 3rd one i wanted to put but i guess tie between Asa Akira (probably nasty irl),Madison Ivy or Sasha Grey, given none have stds.

If i can chose to marry instead of gaschmoigle:
Boxxy
Catie Wayne

If internet celebrities dont count i dont even know

Katy Perry



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12/9/2014 8:43 AM

Kokxxy wrote:

Depends on if pornstars count, If so:
Jennifer White
Holly Michaels
I forgot the 3rd one i wanted to put but i guess tie ...more

i agree with the porn stars... i wanted to put asa akira in bc like... uhhnnnnnn yesss.. haha she could make me doigen throb.

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12/9/2014 11:05 AM

Porn stars for me
Dylan ryder
Joanna angel
Mindy main

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12/9/2014 12:35 PM

MaximusBikes wrote:

i agree with the porn stars... i wanted to put asa akira in bc like... uhhnnnnnn yesss.. haha she could make me doigen throb.

Asa is not an attractive asian. sad

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12/9/2014 12:38 PM

Xxohioanxx wrote:

Asa is not an attractive asian. sad

Her face isn't that good, but not that it matters bc it is usually buried in doigen and sploodge. haha Her body is the part that matters.

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12/9/2014 12:50 PM
Edited Date/Time: 12/9/2014 2:45 PM



April o'neil
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Proxy Paige Photo
Luna C Kitsuen (she also has venom bites which just add to it) Photo
Andy San Dimas
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I know that struggle of not knowing any names so hopefully that helps someone lmao
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Different kind of celebs

Kaley Cuoco
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Shannon Elizabeth
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Elizabeth Hurley
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Slightly odd list to be honest but normal is boring, and idek why I was bored to the point of making this long ass list,oops maybe someone will get some "use" out of it


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Refs:tomdon x4,Xxohioanxx,BigCurn, Don't remember the rest

12/9/2014 1:19 PM
Edited Date/Time: 12/9/2014 2:46 PM

Wow, that was a waste of time lol

Edit: ew wtf was I thinking when I put some of them on the list omg slimmed it down a bit

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Refs:tomdon x4,Xxohioanxx,BigCurn, Don't remember the rest

12/9/2014 3:41 PM

Oh my gosh, I would love to gaschmoigle the doigen with Sara Underwood, Taylor Swift, and Jennifer Lawrence.

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12/9/2014 4:03 PM

Totally forgot about Shannon Elizabeth she's smokin

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12/10/2014 7:42 AM

Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck, Dexter)
Demi Lovato
Katy Perry

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12/10/2014 8:30 PM

MaximusBikes wrote:

Ohh what was she on? (other than the D)

Edit: Oh Yeah she was on a lot.

Double Edit: You shouldn't have let her. Keep the ...more

lol

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12/10/2014 8:31 PM

Melanie Iglesias or Kate Upton for sure

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12/10/2014 8:35 PM

KCM0BMX wrote:

Melanie Iglesias or Kate Upton for sure

MELANIE IGLESIAS MAKES ME GIBLETS JUMP MAN I WILL MARRY HER AND HAVE SUPER HUMAN CHILDREN AND SHE WILL TASTE MY SEED.

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12/11/2014 6:02 PM

Alison Brie
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Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead)
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NSFW (retired)
+1 on Mindy Main <3
Riley Chase
Kylie Strutt

NSFW (azn)
Laura Takizawa
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Yui Hatano
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12/11/2014 6:06 PM

Photo

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12/11/2014 6:27 PM

Xxohioanxx wrote: Photo

That vaschmoigler she has is pretty smashed, I'd still hit it tho.

Alina li is so hawt.

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12/13/2014 8:15 AM

Kari Byron. Yep.

Mila Kunis

This is tough. Haha.

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12/13/2014 9:03 AM

Jennifer Lawrence
Katy perry
Kaley cuoco

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