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11/5/2012 8:11 PM

I woke up with a boner this morning and since the girl is out of town I wasn't quite sure what to do with the damn thing. I could tell it was going to hang around for awhile so I figured I'd put it to use. Here's a few ideas I came up with...

First, I took an old wooden tv tray, the kind you use for breakfast in bed, and placed a checker board on it. Then I positioned the board between myself and the erect penis. See where I'm going with this? Me and the penis are playing checkers! I wanted to make him look more like an opponent so I painted some eyes on him and fashioned a crude sombrero out of cardboard and placed it on his head. He almost passed as a swarthy little Mexican dude, staring across the board at me, waiting for me to make my move. We played for awhile and I beat him three games out of four.

Next was our deep sea adventure. I took an old fish aquarium I had and painted some fish on the side. I also threw in a few octopi, just for flair. Then I dressed the erect penis as a deep-sea diver, and by turning the tank upside down and moving it back and forth, I created the illusion of a deep sea diver investigating the mysteries of the oceans floor.

And last but not least i set my android phone on the floor, I then attempted to get through the first few levels of angry birds in the pushup position.

Eventually the excitement became too much for the poor erect penis, and it curled down to take a nap.

I'm already formulating plans for the next erect penis adventures.

Ideas?

Please share.

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11/5/2012 8:32 PM

I'm not exactly sure what I just read.. All I know is I power Lol'd

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11/5/2012 8:45 PM

You cannot tell me you guys have never at least attempted to use it as a mobile hanger? I hang my shirt on it on my way to the restroom all the time. Especially when your hands are currently full with other items, works like a charm. Its like having an extra arm... a baby arm if you will.

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11/5/2012 8:50 PM

I've done that hahaha.

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11/5/2012 9:36 PM

Lol this shit reminds me of JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!! lol you must have alot of time on your hands cause i aint never done shit like that O_o maybe my penis isn't as creative as yours probably beat me in a game of checkers >.>

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11/5/2012 9:45 PM

Reminds me.. I just shaved super clean for the very first time and the hair grew back pretty damn fast in a couple of days.. .___.

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11/5/2012 9:49 PM

isnowyaznV2 wrote:

Reminds me.. I just shaved super clean for the very first time and the hair grew back pretty damn fast in a couple of days.. .___.

lol hows the itch?

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11/5/2012 10:01 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/5/2012 10:02 PM

Fuck shaving. Electric trimmer is the way to go, gets it short enough to where its barely visible and shaving is going to feel the same way after a day.

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11/5/2012 10:22 PM

Shaved my boy once, fucked me up bad.

never again.

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11/5/2012 10:38 PM

Did you really just make a thread about erect penises....this isnt gay at all hahaha

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11/5/2012 10:38 PM

Flight-4130 wrote:

Shaved my boy once, fucked me up bad.

never again.

same here. Feelsbadman

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11/5/2012 10:49 PM

Trev wrote:

Did you really just make a thread about erect penises....this isnt gay at all hahaha

what, you homophobic or somthing kid?

DICK DICK DICK DICK PENIS PENIS PENIS EJACULATION

how does that make you feel?

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11/5/2012 10:55 PM

Trev wrote:

Did you really just make a thread about erect penises....this isnt gay at all hahaha

Flight-4130 wrote:

what, you homophobic or somthing kid?

DICK DICK DICK DICK PENIS PENIS PENIS EJACULATION

how does that make you feel?

makes me want to cry on the inside. : C

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11/5/2012 10:58 PM

Fad3r wrote:

Fuck shaving. Electric trimmer is the way to go, gets it short enough to where its barely visible and shaving is going to feel the same way after a day.

this.

the itching goes away after a few times of shaving too

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11/5/2012 11:01 PM

Oh i trim it, but no razer for this guy, no no no.

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11/5/2012 11:11 PM

I've had a bad experience using a razer. Shit got fucked up. Trim my bush and sculpt it

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11/6/2012 8:18 AM

i trim with scissors, shaving down there is itchy and irritates the skin. never again

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11/6/2012 9:34 AM

Wtf did i just read?

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11/6/2012 10:42 AM

yea..i just use like a size 2 on the trimmer and its nice and even and short...shaving completly sucks.i got an ingrown pube...hurt sooooo fuckin bad

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11/6/2012 10:49 AM

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11/6/2012 12:46 PM

Lol wut

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11/6/2012 1:41 PM

Ahaha awesome man you're inspiring!
I tried to text message a chick with my dick n an iPhone and it worked pretty well another thing i love is to close doors with it it's just a swoop and voilà

BTW what's his name
My bud is called Philip, Phill for the friends

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11/6/2012 1:55 PM

Surprised nobody else has said baseball, its one of my favorite boner past times.

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11/6/2012 3:10 PM

Fruit loops.

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11/6/2012 8:09 PM

Anybody up for a game of ring toss??

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11/7/2012 2:28 PM

Flight-4130 wrote:

Anybody up for a game of ring toss??

For sure
You gotta be a good thrower though i'm in Italy lol

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11/7/2012 2:52 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/7/2012 2:54 PM

king_swag wrote:

yea..i just use like a size 2 on the trimmer and its nice and even and short...shaving completly sucks.i got an ingrown pube...hurt sooooo fuckin bad

been there, not fun



wanking? (that's fun)

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parkrat.

11/7/2012 3:58 PM

Joust?

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11/8/2012 11:47 AM

WTF?!?!?!?! LOL

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11/8/2012 12:34 PM

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