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7/15/2015 8:32 AM
Edited Date/Time: 7/15/2015 8:42 AM

Girls can make or break a man. They can shape you up into a sweet angel or transform you into that devil who would fuck n' dump every girl on the street.

Who here has girl stories to share?
Who has marked you? Guided you? Comforted you? Changed you?
Who has been scared to ask out, get the balls, then get rejected?

This will be quite interesting.

As for me, I'll give it a go, as to put a boost onto the thread - its always interesting when the thread starter...ermm.. starts the thing.

I want to clarify first that I love my bike. It has helped me pass some dark moments and keep me focused on something I love. And also, don't regard this as teen BS. I know how being old also sucks, losing your closest friends and not being able to do stuff you used to be able to excel at.

WIth that, let's start.

50% of my blood is French. With that blood comes four letters that motivates every single human being. Love, but Love in the French sense. Love her? Tell her right away, no matter what. Get dumped? Cry, weep, write poems, declare to another one, get rejected, repeat. Feel the love? Then exalt and don't hide it.

Damn, curse my desire to want to develop an adventure with our equals (=girls). What is wrong with me?

The story is that I tried going out with two different girls (not at the same time).

One, she was too dumb to see that I was declaring, and I lost my steam (new student, went out with THREE different boys in one year)... Soiled, let's move on.

The second, I got too much steam from my last failure, declared super quick, and got a kick in the balls (not real, figurative).

I am a poet, an amateur french Slam artist/writer, a flyer, and a BMXer. What's not to like?

I just seem to be so different from every one else.

And then I understood. That was the catch. That was the word. The word I live by.

Different.

Being different scared them... Girls these days have gone into a spiral of hell. They love fashion. They love every new stupid trend. They love having all the attention. They love being in the spotlight. They love big ass, muscular dudes who can f*ck the shit out of them. They can and will do anything new "just because" and get stuck to it without any reason. Hell, they smoke (weed sometimes), drink, and all this starting at the age of 14 YEARS OLD! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE F*CK IS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD!?!?!

Why can't nobody be smooth, kind, gentle, compassionate, understanding, considerate, lovable and womanly?

I mean, seriously, they act like sluts, dress up like sluts (who has the shortest short wins the contest of the week), talk like sluts, and think like sluts!

What happened to shy, approachable, and angel like girls? Have they been wiped out? Do they all spend their nights in the bar?

I got dark and moody sometimes back during my two failures. I got jittery. I got sad. I got emotional. I geo angry. I went unstable. I had my friend (whom I can really call a friend, someone on whom I can depend on), my fountain pen (yes I do write with one what's your problem?), and...... my bike.

When I came home, I always hopped on my bike.

I forget.

And I get to live again.





So, who's next? Share up your views and don't be shy!

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7/15/2015 9:09 AM

I changed my profile picture on Facebook and this bitch called me 7 times, texted me 5 times, and messaged me 10 times in a rage.

This other girl is a lying cunt.

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7/15/2015 11:27 AM

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7/15/2015 3:20 PM

JonnyGanja wrote:

never sweat a bitch and youll be happy.

I couldn't have said this better myself, these hoe's ain't loyal don't put all ur eggs in 1 basket. Do you.

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7/16/2015 3:41 PM

Idk I've pretty much told all my girl stories here before. Now I'm just talking to someone else's girlfriend.

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7/16/2015 3:46 PM
Edited Date/Time: 7/16/2015 3:46 PM

Mikel8149 wrote:

I couldn't have said this better myself, these hoe's ain't loyal don't put all ur eggs in 1 basket. Do you.

my girl asked me how i react to girls cheating and shit im just like if they do fuck em doesnt bother me bitches are easy to get i wouldnt be upset id just walk away and never talk again. went through harder things in life than a bitch.

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7/17/2015 8:33 AM

In America, some girls start doing all of that bad shit at like 11 or 12.


I don't really have many girl stories that I want to bring to the light of day but I will tell one.

I was with a girl last year for about a year. We had a really good relationship. It was one of those cheesy relationships but it was good to be in it at the moment. There was the homecoming dance at our school so of course, we went. We had been having some problems with fighting a lot and stuff but overall, we were happy. While we were getting a bunch of pictures taken with our group, I started to feel really shitty. Like my stomach hurt. I was hot and sweaty because it was about 80 degrees and I had my suit on and everything so I just thought it was because of that and I figured that I would be fine. So I just kind of ignored it but then it got much worse. I eventually stopped feeling like I was going to vomit and it just graduated to where I felt light headed and even dizzy at times. My mom and some friends were telling me that I didn't look so good and then I remembered that I didn't eat lunch so I hadn't eaten in like 8 hours so I basically said, "Fuck all of this noise." and I went and laid down in the grass under a tree. My girlfriend looks over at me and starts walking towards me pretty swiftly. I figured she was going to come over and try to comfort me. Oh, no. She comes over looks at me and is like, "What is the matter with you? Why are you doing this?" And I said, "I feel like I am going to pass out." And she goes, "Oh my God, Will, I can't believe you're doing this!" She then proceeds to walk away from me and get pictures with a bunch of douchebag jocks without me.

I should have broken it off right then and there or at least after the dance but I ended up staying with her for a few more weeks and we continued to fight until she said that she didn't know that things were working out and we both sort of just left the relationship. She wanted me back the next day but I said no to that offer because I would have shot myself if I had to deal with that anymore. She is a nice, beautiful girl but she's high maintenance and full of herself. I can't have that.

But that's just girls. You can't live with them and you can't live without them.

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7/17/2015 9:35 AM

Nail as many hotties as you can in highschool , they may move away after and you may never have the chance to again

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7/17/2015 2:33 PM

eskimojay wrote:

Nail as many hotties as you can in highschool , they may move away after and you may never have the chance to again

best advice ive had many opportunities now thinking back to do some crazy shit and turned some of em down now i think back like damn

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7/17/2015 3:59 PM

Girls suck, WOMEN are awesome. My wife rules!

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7/18/2015 6:59 PM

dave lawrence wrote:

Girls suck, WOMEN are awesome. My wife rules!

Amen to that. I got me a keeper myself

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7/18/2015 8:19 PM

I got a funny story. A girl who I dated for about a year turned out to be a lesbian- I hooked up with a fucking lesbian...

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7/18/2015 10:01 PM

iFit wrote:

I got a funny story. A girl who I dated for about a year turned out to be a lesbian- I hooked up with a fucking lesbian...

I have some news for you.

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7/19/2015 7:34 PM

iFit wrote:

I got a funny story. A girl who I dated for about a year turned out to be a lesbian- I hooked up with a fucking lesbian...

Xxohioanxx wrote:

I have some news for you.

Fucking this

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7/20/2015 6:57 AM
Edited Date/Time: 7/20/2015 6:58 AM

iFit wrote:

I got a funny story. A girl who I dated for about a year turned out to be a lesbian- I hooked up with a fucking lesbian...

My first girlfriend ended up the same way. We dated for like 3 years, and she was always into appreciating ladies which was fine with me (thinking with the weiner of course), and then when she went to college 3 hours away, she joined a GLBTA group, and met someone. She literally asked me if she could date me when she was home, and the girl when she was at college. I said no and we ended it shortly thereafter. She also asked me to be a "donor" so she could have a baby with that girl right around the time of our breakup. I laughed. 5 years later she kept bugging me to ask why I "didn't fight for her". I lied and said I did, but she made her choice. The reality was that I could tell she wasn't really in our relationship anymore, and I called it a day.

Oh and if you call her a lesbian she gets angry, because she's "Bisexual, not a lesbian", even though she doesn't like dudes.

Fast forward like 10 years and I have a wife and son, and couldn't be happier!

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7/20/2015 10:20 AM

dave lawrence wrote:

Girls suck, WOMEN are awesome. My wife rules!

Whipped!!!!!!

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7/20/2015 10:21 AM

bmxfromma wrote:

Fucking this

X2 I see nothing wrong with it.

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7/20/2015 11:37 AM

I got a flight to Boston on a bus to NY

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7/20/2015 11:45 AM
Edited Date/Time: 7/20/2015 11:48 AM

dave lawrence wrote:

Girls suck, WOMEN are awesome. My wife rules!

Mikel8149 wrote:

Whipped!!!!!!

Or I love my wife? Is that hard to believe? Great example, think of all the stupid drama you kids go through with girls at school. They whine about stupid things ("you didn't send the right emoticon to me" or "I saw you talking to that girl in your group for science class, and don't tell me it was about the project" and so on) , don't know what they want in life, and get mad for LITERALLY no reason. In the early years of relationships my girlfriends would be mad at me, purely because their friends were made at their boyfriends. I did NOTHING wrong, but they were mad at me just to relate to their friends who were unhappy. WOMEN don't do that stupid crap.

There is a lot more to life than just getting your peepee touched. Sure, that's a good time, but remember that too much of a good thing can be bad...aka STD's, or even unwanted pregnancy. If your only goal is getting your peepee touched, you WILL catch something. It's not IF, it's WHEN.

And you better hope it is a cureable one.

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7/20/2015 6:21 PM

How can you cheat on someone and not have sex?? Peter pullin don't count.. lmao

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7/21/2015 9:27 AM

Brian_Griffin wrote:

How can you cheat on someone and not have sex?? Peter pullin don't count.. lmao

Tell that to ANY female out there, see if she agrees haha.

To some females, cheating is talking to other females they don't know about. To others, it is getting frisky.

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7/22/2015 7:44 AM

I also had the struggle that a girl i dated turned lesbian. haha

Still pretty hot though. idgaf. She did break up with me without an explanation, it makes me feel better knowing it was because i have a dick.

I dated this one girl for like two weeks recently and she broke up with me to (i think) talk to some baseball fucktard.

And then the awesome asian girl who was a lot of maintenance but worth it moved to Vegas so i will never see her again. Idc though. Life goes on.

Biggest thing in my life will ALWAYS be riding my bike until i either can't physically or i die. It's something I enjoy and whenever a girl can't accept that I don't need that type of person.

I would really dig becoming a porn star, which would be amazing. haha

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7/25/2015 4:10 PM

Girls... You are who you are. A girl cannot make or shape you, unless you don't know who you are. Girls... they come and they go, don't get stuck on one because she smelled like cherry. Girls...They'll break your heart, careful who you fuck with. Girls...

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7/27/2015 7:03 AM

Motely Crue RULES!

Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease and my hair feels right
But what I need to get me tight are those

Girls, girls, girls
Long legs and burgundy lips
Girls, girls, girls
Dancin down on the Sunset Strip
Girls, girls, girls
Red lips, fingertips

Trick or treat, sweet to eat
On Halloween and New Year's Eve
Yankee girls, ya just cant be beat
But youre the best when youre off ya feet

Girls, girls, girls
At the Dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale
Girls, girls, girls
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Girls, girls, girls
Raising hell at the 7th Veil

Have you read the news
In the Soho Tribune?
Ya know she did me
Well, then she broke my heart

Im such a good good boy
I just need a new toy
I tell ya what, girl, dance for me
I'll keep you overemployed
Just tell me a story, you know the one I mean

Crazy Horse, Paris, France
Forgot the names, remember romance
I got those photos of menage a trois
Musta broke those Frenchies' laws with those

Girls, girls, girls
Body Shop and the Marble Arch
Girls, girls, girls
Tropicanas where I lost my heart
Girls, girls, girls

Girls, girls, girls
Girls, girls, girls
Girls, girls, girls
Girls, girls, girls

Girls, girls, girls

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7/27/2015 7:34 AM

^
Not bad.


Getting the peepee touched is fun! But... There are other things in life, yes...

Before those two others (A Czech and a French-Asian), I had been going out with this girl for ONE AND A HALF FRIGGING YEAR. THat's like a record in the school... Sweet French-Asian mix, a bit voluminous but not fat... It started good then deteriorated. We broke up and got together again. I faked that I was still in love, but I wanted to burn that bitch down so bad I didn't give a fuck about anything... I wanted to get that peepee touched! Heck, my dick's fire out burned my heart's...

That anger moment resulted in me changing a sweet, nice creature into a smoking, drinking, partying rat, cauz of the shock of the break up. Still, would have happened anyway. Or would it? Cant get it out of my mind... Can I change her back?

Feel sorry, but it's done, there's nothing to it, the harm has been done, its ova!

Love BMX and flying.... If I didn't have those, I would have been super devastated...

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7/29/2015 7:04 PM

Had quite a few girlfriends in the past, never anything serious or anything long term. Just school flings really haha. I recall one ex I was with for about a month, crazy bitch would swear at everyone and say I shagged her etc when I never have done. I broke my foot at one point in school and had a cast on so she decided she should stop on my foot which I was like the fuck you stupid cunt and then she broke up with me so I was like what ever and that was that haha. Then when I finished school was with this girl for 6 months which was a weird relationship, towards the end she got very distant and weird etc and we fell out everytime we saw each other, my friend told me she was hanging around with this guy all the time etc and we broke up in the end to which she started having a go at me when I liked another girl I knew which never happened as she was bi and that shit is too complicated haha. We are now kinda friends any way fast forward a few months and I met this girl at college, by the end of the first week we was going our out and she is like my other half haha, fast-forward nearly 3 years and we are engaged, have a beautiful daughter and another child on the way which we find out the gender on the 5th of August, stoked haha. Live together etc too. She ain't keen on me riding which I can understand, I'm very accident prone, this week I have come off about 2 or 3 times and had a xray etc haha. But I've only just actually started riding my BMX after having it for ages cos that's how life can work out, we was in temporary accommodation etc for a while before getting our flat so never managed to get to ride haha

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7/29/2015 11:14 PM

My ex talked about how she shoots pictures of my face for fun and shooting me and stuff She tried to get her 20 year old brother to fight me after I dumped her (I was 14 at the time) to sum it up. I take my time before I get into a serious relationship. Summer flings and stuff that's no strings attached are fun tho.

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7/30/2015 12:12 AM
Edited Date/Time: 7/30/2015 12:35 AM

Xxohioanxx wrote:

I changed my profile picture on Facebook and this bitch called me 7 times, texted me 5 times, and messaged me 10 times in a rage.

This other girl is a lying cunt.

Fuck it, I'll post the story about the second girl since I already posted the story about the first girl, and the story about the second girl is pretty much done at this point. I'm probably going to regret this but I need to let it out.

There were a fucking shit ton of red flags I was too blind to see, so it should be entertaining for you guys. Also, she's been brought up many times on these forums before.

I met her like two and a half years ago in physics class and holy shit, she was perfect. Super smart, nice, pretty cute, etc. We started talking every day in class for like two weeks, her being super flirty and shit. So eventually I added her on Facebook. She messages me and we start going back and forth, I essentially tell her that I'm into her and so we keep talking for awhile. Winter break is coming up, and I decided that I was going to try to actually hang out with her and see where it goes (I was 16 at the time, for the record). Then suddenly she's in a relationship with another dude. Ok, whatever. Don't talk to her much at all for the rest of the year, but we remain friends. She broke up with the dude like less than two months later. Didn't talk to her at all over the summer, but I know she started dating some other guy during the summer.

Now, it's fall 2013 and my senior year of high school. She ends up sitting at my lunch table on the third day of school and we catch up. She's still with the guy from summer and everything. We get really close again, and start texting each other and everything. During the beginning of 2014, she starts getting like super flirty. Trying to hold my hand, always giving me hugs, telling me she loved me and shit like that. Also bringing up memories from when we first started talking. Through all this, she's still with the other guy. Yeah, I missed this giant ass red flag. Well, kind of. I thought that was kind of shitty so I cut her off. Didn't talk to her until the night before the last day of high school.

I texted her that night asking her if she wanted to talk a little tomorrow, since it was the last day and we might not see each other. She says she definitely wants to, and she would like to go see a movie with me sometime. I did some creeping and realized she broke up with the other guy. So I told her I'd definitely be down for that. We talked for like two weeks and she said she wanted to have a bonfire with me sometime. Then she suddenly stops replying to me. I eventually get frustrated and stop trying, unfollow her, unfriend her, etc. Pretty much entirely forget about her.

Flash forward to 2015. In October of 2014, I dealt with the psycho bitch that I mentioned in another thread. I was also depressed as fuck, and had been for a couple years but it got really bad at this point. I started thinking about the girl and decide to text her again in February. We started talking a lot again, and decided to hang out during her spring break. Her spring break came, and I texted her asking her if she wants to hang out. No response. I texted her 3 or 4 times before she finally texted me back Thursday saying she'd like to hang out that night. I quickly got ready and we decided to go to the BDubs where she used to work. We spent 3 or 4 hours there, just talking and shit. She was driving, so she took me back and dropped me off, gave me a long hug and said "I missed you so much."

And then she went back to school. She goes to school about an hour away from me. After that night, we texted a lot more, and definitely more flirty. She was also the first person I ever opened up to about me feeling depressed. This is important to remember. Anyway, we keep texting on and off until early May. I got a text from her saying "Guess who comes home tomorrow!" We made plans to hang out a week later. I picked her up and we got ice cream, and then went to the park and sat and talked a little. Here's another red flag. She tells me about her ex. He lived in Cincinnati. She lived in Columbus. That's like a two hour drive. Apparently she drove two hours to spend the night at his place. They were sleeping in the same bed, and he tried to put her hand on his junk. According to her, she jerked away, punched him in the dick, and left. I'm calling major bullshit on this. But, whatever.

We decide to go back to my house to watch a movie or something. We end up cuddling and shit, then, long story short, I end up going for the kiss. And she's totally into it, so we start making out. I'm obviously super stoked on this, waited two and a half years and I'm totally into her. No, nothing else happened, but I thought it was awesome. On top of this, she's doing that super cute shit, like playing with my hair and brushing my hand. Held hands on the drive back to her house and ended up making out in her driveway for another like 15 minutes. Before she got out, she said, "Hey, remember when we first met and I said you were the cutest guy ever? It's still true."

Fast forward one week. We never really texted that much, but I was fine with it. I was in Kentucky with my dad, and she posts a video on Snapchat. She's at a bonfire. With a bunch of other dudes. Including her ex boyfriend. I'm obviously annoyed by this but I don't say anything. We hung out a week later, and she told me she about the bonfire. She said she got drunk and her ex boyfriend tried to fuck her but she totally denied him and definitely slept on the floor in a separate room and magically woke up with him next to her. (As I'm typing this, I'm getting pissed at how fucking oblivious I was). But whatever, we get some burritos and then go to the park. It was kind of awkward, like no hugs or kisses or hand holding, we didn't even mention it. But we go sit on this swing overlooking a lake, and she rests her head on me, then we start making out again and we're there for like an hour just talking and watching the sun set. It's getting cold, and she had plans with her girl friends, so I took her home. Still holding hands the entire way. On the way back, she's like "Hey... you're the cutest." And of course we get into this argument over who's the cutest like we did when we first met. Obnoxious as fuck, I know, but whatever. And we get into a competition to see who can kiss the other's hand the most. Yeah, this is embarrassing as fuck. Naturally we made out in her driveway for like 40 minutes, and it's getting intense but of course nothing more happens. I text her at like 3 am that night saying "Hey, you're the cutest *kiss emoji*." She didn't text me back.

I left on a trip to Florida the next day. A few days into it, I text her saying "Hey you, how's Ohio?" or something lame like that. Still no text back. I got back about a week and a half later. I decided to text her again and said "Hey, I'm back in Ohio, wanna get some ice cream and watch movies soon?" No reply. Text her again a couple days later "I'm back, I need to see you!" No reply. But she's posting on Snapchat and Instagram. Text her again "No text back?" Still no text. A week later, text her "Hey, so what's been going on?" No reply. Still posting to Snapchat and Instagram. I'm annoyed as fuck at this point, I mean I'm used to her taking a few days to text back or even forgetting to text back (I figure it's worth it since she's never on her phone when we hang out), but it's shitty to get no reply at all after what happened.

So, about 3 and a half weeks after the last time I saw her, I messaged her on Snapchat, asking her why she wasn't texting me back. She says, "I can explain. I dropped my phone in water and it broke and I can't afford a new one."

INSTANT FUCKING BULLSHIT ALERT

I'd understand if somehow she could only connect to wifi... but she was posting on Snapchat out in the woods and shit. And even then, she could have at least messaged me to tell me what happened. But I didn't say anything. In fact, I offered her my old phone. She didn't want it. I kept trying to message her on Snapchat. She rarely replied. But she still posted almost everyday. I asked her if she wanted to hang out, got no reply, and the next day she posted that she was on a "lunch date" with some other guy. I was annoyed as fuck but I just messaged her "Ok..." and unfollowed her, unfriended her, etc because seeing her post without replying put me in a bad mood. A week later, I tried talking to her. And then again. And then she blocked me on Snapchat.

At this point, you're probably like, holy shit dude, why are you still trying to talk to her? Well, originally it was because I really liked her and really cared about her. But then it got to the point where I wanted to call her out on lying about her phone and call her a cunt for fucking with me like she did. Remember the part where I said she was the first person I opened up to about feeling depressed? Yeah, that's where this comes in. I can't just let her get away with being that shitty of a person.

So now, I messaged her on Facebook. Twice. No reply. I'm pissed at this point. Decided it would be a good idea to message her calling her a dumb cunt. Instantly regretted it, but Facebook says she still hasn't seen it. I just pretended like it never happened, and DM'd her on Instagram yesterday. She looked at it but didn't say anything. She still hasn't unfollowed me or blocked me or anything.

Now I'm just trying to talk to her before she goes back to school. For some reason I just feel like I have to. Don't really know how to get her to talk, though. I know she's gonna pull the "You're crazy, you kept messaging me!" thing. But maybe if she didn't lead me on and fuck with me and lie and actually replied, I wouldn't keep messaging her. I feel like she knows she's a lying bitch and doesn't want me to confront her. Whatever.

TL;DR: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen, but do you recall the dumbest lying cunt of all?

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7/30/2015 9:43 AM

Damn ^^^^ is why you never try hard to get a girl

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7/30/2015 10:13 AM

lol

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