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I cuted my self couple years ago (stupid right) and I'm not one of those cutter or at least I didn't do it for their same reasons. I need a really good excuse for this... If I pick yours I'll PM you and we will arrange the 5 bucks. If u have no PayPal we can arrange something alse. C'mon 5 bucks for you imagination!!
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Flexed too hard and skin tore.
Rasslin a bear and won.
Honestly you could just ADMIT to having faults instead of lying about where they came from?
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dave lawrence wrote:
Flexed too hard and skin tore.
Rasslin a bear and won.
Honestly you could just ADMIT to having faults instead of lying about where they came from?
They have to mercy bruh! I thought about it but they will turn me away for "personality disorder" that's the policy.
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Dapanji wrote:
They have to mercy bruh! I thought about it but they will turn me away for "personality disorder" that's the policy.
PD for all: I'm liking the ideas thanks! I'll choose by Friday and announce who won.
Who would turn you away?
You do realize you could be tracked to this account, right?
And don't say "bruh", it's something a bunch of douchey jock fratboys say.
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Fell and skidded on the road with some sharp shit on the ground while trying to skate down a hill or ride down it. is that your shoulder?
And i mean really everyone has their past and it's best to admit stuff.
Oh or you could have been at a beach and got taken out by a wave and got cut up by some stupid seashells.
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MaximusBikes wrote:
Fell and skidded on the road with some sharp shit on the ground while trying to skate down a hill or ride down it. is that your shoulder?
And i mean really everyone has their past and it's best to admit stuff.
Oh or you could have been at a beach and got taken out by a wave and got cut up by some stupid seashells.
Damn seashells
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Some dude was attacking your mom with a broken bottle and you kicked his ass but you got cut in the process
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dave lawrence wrote:
Flexed too hard and skin tore.
Rasslin a bear and won.
Honestly you could just ADMIT to having faults instead of lying about where they came from?
Dapanji wrote:
They have to mercy bruh! I thought about it but they will turn me away for "personality disorder" that's the policy.
PD for all: I'm liking the ideas thanks! I'll choose by Friday and announce who won.dave lawrence wrote:
Who would turn you away?
You do realize you could be tracked to this account, right?
And don't say "bruh", it's something a bunch of douchey jock fratboys say.
Yes i know, of i do something really bad like illegally killing somebody I will get tracked and investigated all the way to my ancestors. But I'm mot planning to do that. The doctors search everything on you and if they find out I cut my self they will turn me away for personality disorder. Aaaaand I don't care who says "bruh" I like to say it even though I'm not a jock.
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Honestly, the truth would be a better option, BUT if you must lie, just say it was a bike accident. They are not likely to question details from dumping it on a bike. Maybe you ran into someone at a skatepark?
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