LMAO BEST STORY! Fuck scooters

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7/5/2013 11:57 AM

I called my lss (local scooter shop) and i asked what bike grips they had. The dude yelled that he doesn't have bike parts. I asked for scooter grips then and he said "oh odi and raptor" so i asked if he had odi super softs in flanged "we have softies yes, we pre cut the flanges for you" -_-

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Cats got 9 lives I got four.

7/5/2013 11:59 AM

interesting...

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7/5/2013 12:04 PM

handlebar-to-face wrote:

interesting...

They also got mad when i asked if he could put the grips on my bike for me

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I ride for my papou.
Cats got 9 lives I got four.

7/5/2013 12:13 PM

Not CSB worthy.

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7/5/2013 12:18 PM

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7/5/2013 2:45 PM

that wasnt all that interesting. now if it had some nice psychotic threats such as cutting off your head with a machete and shitting down your neck or dumping kerosene down your throat and making you swallow a match so you burn from the inside out or some wacked out crazy shit like that then it would be worthy

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7/5/2013 2:57 PM

well i didnt lmao and it wasnt the best story i ever heard

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7/5/2013 4:53 PM

Not so CSB.

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"Are they punkin' me Tio, are they punkin' me?"

7/5/2013 7:35 PM

"And then I asked the guy if he had dildos & he said yes"

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7/6/2013 2:51 PM

#1 oregon is boring as hell. Im typing this from the hotels work office.
#2 Last time i talked to you you said you wanted to buy a scooter. so in other words.
You are talking shit on shit you like.

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Old bike VVV

California Living

I now have a more or less stock sunday scout with a complete Demo rear wheel. Sue me

7/6/2013 6:32 PM

feeble_to_face wrote:

#1 oregon is boring as hell. Im typing this from the hotels work office.
#2 Last time i talked to you you said you wanted to buy a scooter. so in other words.
You are talking shit on shit you like.

Nah. Fuck scooterers. But scootering is okay. And me and isnowy have joined a satanic scootering group called mgp.
Mega grañde penis

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I ride for my papou.
Cats got 9 lives I got four.

7/6/2013 6:46 PM

feeble_to_face wrote:

#1 oregon is boring as hell. Im typing this from the hotels work office.
#2 Last time i talked to you you said you wanted to buy a scooter. so in other words.
You are talking shit on shit you like.

SickDude wrote:

Nah. Fuck scooterers. But scootering is okay. And me and isnowy have joined a satanic scootering group called mgp.
Mega grañde penis

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7/6/2013 11:28 PM

tomdon wrote:

that wasnt all that interesting. now if it had some nice psychotic threats such as cutting off your head with a machete and shitting down your neck or dumping kerosene down your throat and making you swallow a match so you burn from the inside out or some wacked out crazy shit like that then it would be worthy

well aren't you just a big ole bag of rainbows and sunshine

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7/7/2013 8:31 AM

tomdon wrote:

that wasnt all that interesting. now if it had some nice psychotic threats such as cutting off your head with a machete and shitting down your neck or dumping kerosene down your throat and making you swallow a match so you burn from the inside out or some wacked out crazy shit like that then it would be worthy

BLRBMX wrote:

well aren't you just a big ole bag of rainbows and sunshine

Lmao. But for real that shit makes me laugh cause generally the people that say that are never actually gonna attempt it or they're just attempting to be tough. And stuff like that grabs anyone's attention

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7/8/2013 12:36 AM

TheBrandonFranke wrote:

"And then I asked the guy if he had dildos & he said yes"

This

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7/8/2013 9:46 AM

feeble_to_face wrote:

#1 oregon is boring as hell. Im typing this from the hotels work office.
#2 Last time i talked to you you said you wanted to buy a scooter. so in other words.
You are talking shit on shit you like.

SickDude wrote:

Nah. Fuck scooterers. But scootering is okay. And me and isnowy have joined a satanic scootering group called mgp.
Mega grañde penis

So scootering is ok but scooterers are gay. you cant have a scooter without a scooterer. so its ok to be gay but being gay is bad? is that what your trying to say?

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Old bike VVV

California Living

I now have a more or less stock sunday scout with a complete Demo rear wheel. Sue me