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Since this forum is generally a snausage fest and i have been dwelling in this section more and more, let's discuss females.
What girl/girls do you have a crush on?
If you were a polygamist and had 10 wives who would they be?
What is the perfect girl?
Whats something you can say about your house but not about your girlfriend?
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I'm not really crushing on anyone at the moment. Most the girls i know/see often aren't all that attractive.
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After my ex and the dark stage I went through after that , I'm turning gay. Speaking of which , where is Crazyclark when you need him.
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No strings attached friends with benefits is where it's at , all the fun with no drama or backstabbing and free to switch chicks up whenever , I've lost faith in people everyone cheats on each other these days
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Scammer or not, i wanted to bone that Amber Woods chick. lol
In real life, i'm a short Perverted Azn Man.
But in the internet, i'm a killing machine with 10 years MMA training experience.
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There's this girl at school that I saw riding a bike and she's kinda cute but of course she has to be asian so she's not an option. 
I'd fuck her so hard her eyes straighten out though.
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*sigh* this thread went down hill fast...
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Xxohioanxx wrote:There's this girl at school that I saw riding a bike and she's kinda cute but of course she has to be asian so she's not an ...more
Yeah, i still get extra hard for the asians. Sure would like a good asian or two to gaschmoigle my doigen.
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one try kid wrote:Scammer or not, i wanted to bone that Amber Woods chick. lol
Cummer or not, i wanted to jerk off that Amber Woods Dick. lol
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blaaaaaaaaa wrote:*sigh* this thread went down hill fast...
Don't worry, I'd been saving that pic for like a month and had to use it sometime. My second post is legit tho.
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MaximusBikes wrote:Yeah, i still get extra hard for the asians. Sure would like a good asian or two to gaschmoigle my doigen.
I'm azn as fuck... get hard.
In real life, i'm a short Perverted Azn Man.
But in the internet, i'm a killing machine with 10 years MMA training experience.
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MaximusBikes wrote:Yeah, i still get extra hard for the asians. Sure would like a good asian or two to gaschmoigle my doigen.
Sounds like a job for OTK. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Xxohioanxx wrote:There's this girl at school that I saw riding a bike and she's kinda cute but of course she has to be asian so she's not an ...more
MaximusBikes wrote:Yeah, i still get extra hard for the asians. Sure would like a good asian or two to gaschmoigle my doigen.
one try kid wrote:I'm azn as fuck... get hard.
8==========D
Thanks
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Xxohioanxx wrote:There's this girl at school that I saw riding a bike and she's kinda cute but of course she has to be asian so she's not an ...more
MaximusBikes wrote:Yeah, i still get extra hard for the asians. Sure would like a good asian or two to gaschmoigle my doigen.
Xxohioanxx wrote:Sounds like a job for OTK. ( ~ ʖ )
"MOM, I smoked too much crack again and got on vital now i have a boner for some asian person i don't know!"
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MaximusBikes wrote:"MOM, I smoked too much crack again and got on vital now i have a boner for some asian person i don't know!"
OTK has gotten plenty of boners from asian people he doesn't know... just ask him for a name.
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Xxohioanxx wrote:There's this girl at school that I saw riding a bike and she's kinda cute but of course she has to be asian so she's not an ...more
MaximusBikes wrote:Yeah, i still get extra hard for the asians. Sure would like a good asian or two to gaschmoigle my doigen.
one try kid wrote:I'm azn as fuck... get hard.
A name?
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my house doesnt yell at me. and fuck polygamy. pleasing one woman is hard enough. fuck multiple
I'm on the vital legit list!
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Thing I can say about my house but not my (currently nonexistant) girlfriend: "I just let all my friends in through the back door"
"Let it be heard: FOUR IS BACK MUH FUCKAZ"
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MaximusBikes wrote:A name?
Buck Angel
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Collin_McClenahan wrote:Thing I can say about my house but not my (currently nonexistant) girlfriend: "I just let all my friends in through the back ...more
Bahahhahahahaha nice.
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one try kid wrote:Scammer or not, i wanted to bone that Amber Woods chick. lol
please tell me you are kidding
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Xxohioanxx wrote:OTK would bang a lot of questionable ladies, then he says my standards are low...
i've seen that amber creature at the skatepark. real life gollum lol
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Xxohioanxx wrote:OTK would bang a lot of questionable ladies, then he says my standards are low...
I would bang those ladies, but you want to wife worse looking ones.
In real life, i'm a short Perverted Azn Man.
But in the internet, i'm a killing machine with 10 years MMA training experience.
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one try kid wrote:I would bang those ladies, but you want to wife worse looking ones.
I don't want to wife anyone right now... I want to husband you though. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
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1) theres a few chicks I crush on.
my ex
this chick I took on a date after our one night stand
the girl I lost my v card to
(all for various specific reasons)
2) those three, and random hot chicks that I wanna bang
3) a combo of the 3 chicks I crush on
4) I was going to say I don't have one. but I don't have either haha crashing in a cousins spare room, and I aint got a ladie
skooter... dont be a pussy
skooter: "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME VODKA!?"
sketchytravis: "... because i like being drunk, and if i give you my vodka im not drunk as much"
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