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4/20/2012 6:50 PM

Guys is plural, I'm included finally. YES!

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Anderson IN

4/20/2012 6:57 PM

Already taken care of. If I hear any phrases within the confines of this thread without crediting myself, I can and will come to your house, and choke a bitch.

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My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

4/21/2012 4:04 AM

a rule in sweden, where u drunk? Answer: yes? than it didnt happen

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4/25/2012 4:30 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/25/2012 4:48 PM

Checkmate. P.S guess who this is? guess i found out why your hand hurt. and im guessing i know who that 17 year old is. And im guessing you told a few people about your hand. But left out the rest. Shall we see Lapel's opinion on the subject?

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4/25/2012 6:33 PM

Youstabbedmeintheback wrote:

Checkmate. P.S guess who this is? guess i found out why your hand hurt. and im guessing i know who that 17 year old is. And im guessing you told a few people about your hand. But left out the rest. Shall we see Lapel's opinion on the subject?

the cat in the hat???? no? well you beat me -_-

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I have nothing against pegs at all, I don’t think you’re dumb if you ride pegs, I don’t care about your pegs, they are just pegs! What I do hate is the fact that every person in BMX hops on this bandwagon of three pegs, and beanies, and weed, and hop-over grinds… It’s just sad that the pros who influence kids are more worried about looking cool than the kids themselves! It’s crazy!-Trey Jones

4/26/2012 7:58 AM

With my ex, we were sleeping together one night at her place. We cuddled up in bed and I fell asleep. I woke up and was pretty turned on, so i started to run my hands around to see if she was awake, and to wake her slowly. She started to move a bit and seemed awake, so i slid my hand into her panties and started to rub her. Then I trailed kisses down to her ham wallet and then she woke up.

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4/26/2012 8:21 AM

About once a month, I go to my ex girlfriends place and because her mom loves me she lets me stay the night. It's pretty much free reign on anything I want. She practically begs me for the dick, and it's fun sleeping naked and waking up in the middle of the night to fuck. Anyways, two weekends ago, it was probably 10 in the morning and I was knocked the fuck out. I started feeling something wet near my leg and I slowly opened my eyes and caught a glimpse of my ex literally giving me head while I slept. She didn't notice the fact that I was awake, so I just kept my eyes closed as she thought I was completely asleep while she gave me oral pleasure. Well, she's pretty damn good at giving head and after a while, I blew a monstrous load into her mouth (She hates cum, absolutely hates it, but still swallows) I'm talking porn star quality cum shots, then I leaned up in the bed and said "Thank you" before rolling over and going back to bed.

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My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

5/28/2012 4:34 PM

I know it's probably a little late to bump this but if any of you care, scratch that, not care but want more lawlz. I have most of the rest of the story.

After I went to sleep dazed and confused. Apparently she ended up having sex with her friend, I must add that her friend is a girl.... I suppose then she decided the best thing to do was to stop talking to me completely, because she was busy figuring out her sexuality. She is now back with her ex-boyfriend that hates me with a fiery passion because she told him that I got in the way of their relationship to make herself not seem like the bad guy.
I don't really care about it anymore but I now see the funny side of the story and I've stopped punching inanimate objects when I'm angry.

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Anderson IN

5/29/2012 7:24 PM

what the fuck -__- hahahahahaha

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Silence is golden ductape is silver

Achin 4 Bacon wrote: thats cause aussie cops dont use guns..they use boomarangs.

learn to do shit before you talk shit

5/30/2012 10:18 AM
Edited Date/Time: 5/30/2012 10:19 AM

Youstabbedmeintheback wrote:

Checkmate. P.S guess who this is? guess i found out why your hand hurt. and im guessing i know who that 17 year old is. And im guessing you told a few people about your hand. But left out the rest. Shall we see Lapel's opinion on the subject?

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6/4/2012 8:20 PM

loudsilence96 wrote:

I know it's probably a little late to bump this but if any of you care, scratch that, not care but want more lawlz. I have most of the rest of the story.

After I went to sleep dazed and confused. Apparently she ended up having sex with her friend, I must add that her friend is a girl.... I suppose then she decided the best thing to do was to stop talking to me completely, because she was busy figuring out her sexuality. She is now back with her ex-boyfriend that hates me with a fiery passion because she told him that I got in the way of their relationship to make herself not seem like the bad guy.
I don't really care about it anymore but I now see the funny side of the story and I've stopped punching inanimate objects when I'm angry.

I wouldn't be particularly proud at the fact that the girl you fingered in your sleep went and fucked a another girl...

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My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

6/4/2012 8:23 PM

JustRideBMX wrote:

I wouldn't be particularly proud at the fact that the girl you fingered in your sleep went and fucked a another girl...

for real... maybe if you got into the action maybe but it is completely likely that you made her decide she was over guys...

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I have nothing against pegs at all, I don’t think you’re dumb if you ride pegs, I don’t care about your pegs, they are just pegs! What I do hate is the fact that every person in BMX hops on this bandwagon of three pegs, and beanies, and weed, and hop-over grinds… It’s just sad that the pros who influence kids are more worried about looking cool than the kids themselves! It’s crazy!-Trey Jones

6/4/2012 8:45 PM

bmx4orlife wrote:

for real... maybe if you got into the action maybe but it is completely likely that you made her decide she was over guys...

The classic switcheroo. Finger banging to scissoring...

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My nigga Ressler, stay up!
My nigga Babysatan, stay up!
My nigga Copiolet, stay up!
My nigga DakAttack, stay up!
My nigga NCDave, stay up!
My nigga Enzo, stay up!


And I ride for my niggas

6/6/2012 1:55 AM

loudsilence96 wrote:

I know it's probably a little late to bump this but if any of you care, scratch that, not care but want more lawlz. I have most of the rest of the story.

After I went to sleep dazed and confused. Apparently she ended up having sex with her friend, I must add that her friend is a girl.... I suppose then she decided the best thing to do was to stop talking to me completely, because she was busy figuring out her sexuality. She is now back with her ex-boyfriend that hates me with a fiery passion because she told him that I got in the way of their relationship to make herself not seem like the bad guy.
I don't really care about it anymore but I now see the funny side of the story and I've stopped punching inanimate objects when I'm angry.

never stop punching inanimate objects when your angry... it legit solves problems and chills you out.

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skooter... dont be a pussy

skooter: "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME VODKA!?"
sketchytravis: "... because i like being drunk, and if i give you my vodka im not drunk as much"
Chuck8273: "Logical. I like this logic. "

6/6/2012 1:56 AM

AlexanderBergstrom wrote:

a rule in sweden, where u drunk? Answer: yes? than it didnt happen

if so, i now love sweden

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skooter... dont be a pussy

skooter: "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME VODKA!?"
sketchytravis: "... because i like being drunk, and if i give you my vodka im not drunk as much"
Chuck8273: "Logical. I like this logic. "

6/7/2012 10:18 AM

I really don't know for sure, the person that told me what happened is a compulsive liar from what I've heard.
It really doesn't bother me that she went and had sex with a girl the same night, she apparently been telling people that we not only had sex but we "made love" and that I have a big package so it's not all that bad.

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Anderson IN

6/7/2012 10:23 AM

Spenlard wrote:

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This made me laugh uncontrollably.

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Anderson IN