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9/19/2015 3:50 AM

What put sand in your vagina today? Vent! It's okay to be pissed off! Tell the world! Get feedback!!!!

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Refs: Tito24, RiverSideRider, Stussy, Nettyspaghetti, Daniel24, Freddydapice, BrokenBMX, SuperstarDK, HardBMX_Tim. There's more, but I'm too lazy to look them up, haha.

9/19/2015 7:03 AM

Hahaha me and my brother were just talking about that episode of southpark last night.

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9/19/2015 3:43 PM

I'm supposed to go see The Book Of Mormon musical tonight with my friend and his family, and literally none of them are answering their phones, and I've been trying to get ahold of someone for the past like 3 hours just to figure out what the plan is, when I'm supposed to meet them etc. since they have my ticket.

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9/22/2015 11:36 PM

Collin_McClenahan wrote:

I'm supposed to go see The Book Of Mormon musical tonight with my friend and his family, and literally none of them are answering their phones, and I've been trying to get ahold of someone for the past like 3 hours just to figure out what the plan is, when I'm supposed to meet them etc. since they have my ticket.

Yo isn't thatcthe funny ass one that makes fun of it?

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11/2/2015 8:59 AM

I have the whole internet sitting in my lap.











Why am I soooooooooooooo bored with it?
What else is out there?
(besides facebook and porn)




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Mostly peaceful posting on vital.

11/2/2015 11:54 AM

Met the perfect girl, she lives 70 miles away. sad

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11/2/2015 2:08 PM

Xxohioanxx wrote:

Met the perfect girl, she lives 70 miles away. sad

Kidnap her.

jk

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3/30/2016 9:17 AM

Xxohioanxx wrote:

Met the perfect girl, she lives 70 miles away. sad

MaximusBikes wrote:

Kidnap her.

jk

Nah go for it. Go kidnap her.

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3/30/2016 9:43 AM

um the rain?.... i dunno im having a pretty good day...

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4/27/2016 6:39 AM

I have to keep my bike outside here sad

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4/27/2016 12:52 PM

The house we wanted to buy had an offer accepted, and it wasn't ours.

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"Hey anybody ever make that mistake like right when you wake up in the morning and you believe in yourself?" -Kyle Kinane

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4/27/2016 6:24 PM

Need to find a job in Columbus, apply and get registered for college here, and find an apartment in the next few months. Going to be a big jump into the real world but I'm up for it.

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4/28/2016 6:27 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/28/2016 6:31 PM

Got nothing im too bummed about lately life's been good but it does suck I got vip passes to nitro circus next month and they're doing a double tour with Australia and all the good riders are on the Australia tour because it's their tenth anniversary Australia tour , woopdeefucking doo , first time they come to Alberta and the only reasons I wanted to go was to see a double flip in person on a dirt bike and see James foster throw a triple flip , and now those guys aren't even going to be at the show , i could care less about seeing some scooter kid on a Bmx bike , and I've seen a million backflips on dirt bikes already , I have an odd feeling I'm going to be disappointed , I think it's going to be like any other freestyle Moto Bmx show and it's supposed to be nitro circus next level shit , I'm sure the guys who do show up will still rip , but if it's going to be like every other freestyle show I've already seen I wouldn't have got a crew vip tickets to see it

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4/28/2016 6:50 PM

The local shop closes at 1730, I get off work at 1730, so gotta wait for weekends to go, went last night, 20 bucks(1300 yen there, 1500 yen back) in cab fare, just to get disappointed, so I had a beer and came back to base. Going out there tonight just to go eat, hopefully Fridays have better hours than the rest of the week

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5/3/2016 9:36 PM

my buddy might be doing a 1-3 year bid for something he didnt do because his craz ex is vindictive. and she also got my friend booted out of her appartment and all of her stuff stolen.

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skooter... dont be a pussy

skooter: "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME VODKA!?"
sketchytravis: "... because i like being drunk, and if i give you my vodka im not drunk as much"
Chuck8273: "Logical. I like this logic. "