Scooterer basically gets neutered

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2/19/2014 5:25 PM




my friend sent this to me a week or 2 ago, hurts my balls just watching it. Fucking ouch

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2/19/2014 5:37 PM

Ohhhhhh yes much pain.

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2/19/2014 6:59 PM

How did he get up from that???

Either he doesn't have balls or he hid it somewhere else...

I had my board penetrate my balls on a missed heelflip. my vision became a blur for a few minutes and i couldn't move.
That looks like it must have hurt a lot more.

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2/19/2014 7:16 PM

one try kid wrote:

How did he get up from that???

Either he doesn't have balls or he hid it somewhere else...

I had my board penetrate my balls on a missed heelflip. my vision became a blur for a few minutes and i couldn't move.
That looks like it must have hurt a lot more.

I wondered the same thing, even if he missed his balls somehow & hit his ass or something, it'd still have to hurt like a fucking bitch. I fucked a whip up before & my seat hit my balls lightly and it sent me to the ground, I laid there for about 30 seconds before getting up haha.




(insert joke here about it not hurting his ass cause he's used to it)

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2/19/2014 7:23 PM

Aghhghgg ehhhhhh paaaaasghgaaaaaaafgg nnnnnn the noises i made while watching that video. Lol i don't get how people don't see it coming. Looks like he won't be for a while though. LOL I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH!!!

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2/19/2014 10:07 PM

Dammnnn haha. That could have been WAY worse. I've seen videos of (pardon me) people splitting their assholes open from landing on the corners or rails , or skateboards popping up and it lacerates the tissue between your asshole and balls , so the fact that he walks away is extremely lucky (HAHA Lucky scooters )

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2/20/2014 6:01 AM

they had balls in the first place?

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2/20/2014 6:26 AM

feeble_to_face wrote:

they had balls in the first place?

ahhahah

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2/20/2014 9:55 AM

... duh. fuck.

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2/20/2014 11:21 AM

That was great......just made my day

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2/20/2014 11:27 AM

LOL god i wish i could have seen that in person.

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2/25/2014 12:23 PM

I think his feet hit the ground, so his pussy didn't actually touch the rail. He was lucky.

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2/26/2014 6:23 PM

Shortdude wrote:

I think his feet hit the ground, so his pussy didn't actually touch the rail. He was lucky.

This. It looks like his feet hit and since he was moving so fast that was what sent him

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2/26/2014 7:31 PM

Shortdude wrote:

I think his feet hit the ground, so his pussy didn't actually touch the rail. He was lucky.

bmxfromma wrote:

This. It looks like his feet hit and since he was moving so fast that was what sent him

He hit the rail then his feet hit the ground just barely after. Pretty much at the same time.

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2/26/2014 8:48 PM

That's just classic especially with that song!!!!

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3/14/2014 11:30 AM

I would've gotten up and run away too, because I would be crying so damn hard...

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3/23/2014 6:06 PM

You cant neuter someone who has nothing there in the first place

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3/23/2014 6:36 PM

I'd cry.

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