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For a better lifestyle try these tips!
Ziptie your dick to your ballsack
Put a fruit by the foot unraveled on your taint/gooch and cut off the excess. Leave it on for 4-6 weeks.
If you have a girlfriend, constantly beat the shit out of her, women life a strong man
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You are like what 12 and talking about doing drugs? :D Probably probably have no clue what anything even is lmao.. If you can't swim that well don't get in the ocean so simple.
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tomdon wrote:
I feel like you want to grow up to be a motivational speaker
TheBrandonFranke wrote:
Or just be that guy that tells all the young kids stuff they cant understand.
Quite possibly
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all that shit sounds like something the homeless guy that lives at the gas station by house would say
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Lol. I was really tired and had a great idea to help everyone out. And i know a shitload about drugs mike, ask me a question. And i can swim in the ocean.
Tomdon, right now im writing a book on how-to be successful qnd lead a happy life, i just make up shit and im gonna make bank off of it. And fuck motivational speakers i want to be an engineer.
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SickDude wrote:
Lol. I was really tired and had a great idea to help everyone out. And i know a shitload about drugs mike, ask me a question. And i can swim in the ocean.
Tomdon, right now im writing a book on how-to be successful qnd lead a happy life, i just make up shit and im gonna make bank off of it. And fuck motivational speakers i want to be an engineer.
Probably not too helpful with being successful if you only bring up a lot of obvious stuff.
"Don't swim in rip tides"
"If you always get f-ed over, you are naive."
"Don't shoot yourself in the face with a gun"
"Don't jump off bridges into traffic"
As far as being an engineer goes, better get your spelling and grammar up to par, one little mistake there and people could die, and it would be tracked to you. And I don't care if this "is just the internet so it doesn't matter" or whatever your excuse would be.
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dave lawrence wrote:
Probably not too helpful with being successful if you only bring up a lot of obvious stuff.
"Don't swim in rip tides"
"If you always get f-ed over, you are naive."
"Don't shoot yourself in the face with a gun"
"Don't jump off bridges into traffic"
As far as being an engineer goes, better get your spelling and grammar up to par, one little mistake there and people could die, and it would be tracked to you. And I don't care if this "is just the internet so it doesn't matter" or whatever your excuse would be.
Nah. As an engineer, its more math and science. Dood.
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SickDude wrote:
Nah. As an engineer, its more math and science. Dood.
your going to be a great engineer
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handlebar-to-face wrote:
your going to be a great engineer
Thank you! Do you like the new advice i gave u
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SickDude wrote:
Nah. As an engineer, its more math and science. Dood.
handlebar-to-face wrote:
your going to be a great engineer
SickDude wrote:
Thank you! Do you like the new advice i gave u
I sure did, im sure ill grow up to be a successful young person because I read them
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handlebar-to-face wrote:
I sure did, im sure ill grow up to be a successful young person because I read them
I added new tips lol.
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SickDude wrote:
Lol. I was really tired and had a great idea to help everyone out. And i know a shitload about drugs mike, ask me a question. And i can swim in the ocean.
Tomdon, right now im writing a book on how-to be successful qnd lead a happy life, i just make up shit and im gonna make bank off of it. And fuck motivational speakers i want to be an engineer.
engineer a damn penis/ballsack fan. i hate when it's really humid and my nuts stick to my leg. you can call it the manfan
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SickDude wrote:
Lol. I was really tired and had a great idea to help everyone out. And i know a shitload about drugs mike, ask me a question. And i can swim in the ocean.
Tomdon, right now im writing a book on how-to be successful qnd lead a happy life, i just make up shit and im gonna make bank off of it. And fuck motivational speakers i want to be an engineer.
No no no. I would much rather pay $50 for a $7 fan in my pants. Lol
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SickDude wrote:
Lol. I was really tired and had a great idea to help everyone out. And i know a shitload about drugs mike, ask me a question. And i can swim in the ocean.
Tomdon, right now im writing a book on how-to be successful qnd lead a happy life, i just make up shit and im gonna make bank off of it. And fuck motivational speakers i want to be an engineer.
You? Write a book about how to be successful and lead a happy life? PLEASE. If I ever read that, I'd get AIDS and die soon.
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SickDude wrote:
Lol. I was really tired and had a great idea to help everyone out. And i know a shitload about drugs mike, ask me a question. And i can swim in the ocean.
Tomdon, right now im writing a book on how-to be successful qnd lead a happy life, i just make up shit and im gonna make bank off of it. And fuck motivational speakers i want to be an engineer.isnowyaznV2 wrote:
You? Write a book about how to be successful and lead a happy life? PLEASE. If I ever read that, I'd get AIDS and die soon.
I was jk lololop
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