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12/5/2010 11:34 AM
Edited Date/Time: 12/5/2010 12:08 PM

alright, so for christmas i was gonna get a new car (i dont know what kind, but it was black, and only like $42,000 brand new). also, i was gonna get 2 new bikes (incase i broke something on one of them) and 4 new wheel sets (so that if i break 1 wheel i can switch out both wheels so i have a new set or if i get a scratch on one of the spokes or something). then i was gonna get $2,000 spending money for me and then $500 to spend on my girlfriend (if were still together by christmas.)

ut NOOOPE. my parents have to go off and buy 2 new vacation houses (one in austrilia, and one if afghanistan.) fucking bullshit now i dont get the car i get a shitty some other USED car for $8,000! fucking bullshit i told my parents and they said theyre tight on money because we only make $300,000 a month.

and DONT YOU FUCKING DARE tell me CSB, or to get a job because im only 27 and its hard to get a job around here.

/rant.

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im alex, and i like to ride my bike.
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12/5/2010 11:36 AM

LOLOLOL

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12/5/2010 11:36 AM
Edited Date/Time: 12/5/2010 11:37 AM

Either there is something seriously wrong with you or this is fake.

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12/5/2010 11:38 AM

Pingthis154 wrote:

Either there is something seriously wrong with you or this is fake.

LMAO


Even better is this thread.

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12/5/2010 11:38 AM

wow my parents only got me a stem for christmas. your pissed cuz you still get a car and vacation houses? sounds like a good deal to me

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Huck it or Fuck IT!

12/5/2010 11:38 AM

senorita jim wrote:

LOLOLOL

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. i told my mom next time we go to wal-mart ill run away from the cart really far away like 3 aisles away and never text her when she asks where i went!

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im alex, and i like to ride my bike.
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12/5/2010 11:38 AM

HaHaHa. Sarcasm is cool.

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12/5/2010 11:39 AM

Dude.....this really puts things in perspective for me. I wasn't really aware of how good I had it until I read this. Sorry to hear about your hardships man sad.

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12/5/2010 11:39 AM

Queens.Kid327 wrote:

wow my parents only got me a stem for christmas. your pissed cuz you still get a car and vacation houses? sounds like a good deal to me

its not a fucking good deal i was gonna get a really good car but i dont know what one it was but now i gotta put up with a car that someone used for 3 days and sat in it. im fucking pissed i might go steal their credit card.

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12/5/2010 11:40 AM

Lmao!

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12/5/2010 11:40 AM
Edited Date/Time: 12/5/2010 11:41 AM

tibug wrote:

Dude.....this really puts things in perspective for me. I wasn't really aware of how good I had it until I read this. Sorry to hear about your hardships man sad.

i know dude its really hard because sometimes when i go to school my shoe laces dont even match the design on my shirt and i look like a hobo!

and if i dont match then all my upper class metrosexual friends make fun of me!

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12/5/2010 11:41 AM

vanillseatbmx wrote:

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. i told my mom next time we go to wal-mart ill run away from the cart really far away like 3 aisles away and never text her when she asks where i went!

Hahahhaha

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12/5/2010 11:43 AM

vanillseatbmx wrote:

i know dude its really hard because sometimes when i go to school my shoe laces dont even match the design on my shirt and i look like a hobo!

and if i dont match then all my upper class metrosexual friends make fun of me!

I remember one time I had to use the PUBLIC bathroom stalls because the huge black guy that my daddy hired to haul around my personal toilet got sick. I know what you're going through man, I'm here for you. Well, not me, but the smart black guy in charge of my interpersonal internet relations is here for you.

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12/5/2010 11:44 AM

senorita jim wrote:

LOLOLOL

vanillseatbmx wrote:

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. i told my mom next time we go to wal-mart ill run away from the cart really far away like 3 aisles away and never text her when she asks where i went!

Pingthis154 wrote:

Hahahhaha

and when she asks me where i am and if i see her ill run out to the car and sit in the car and not say anything and not help her put bags away!

then when we get home im not gonna help her carry in bags im gonna go up to my room and play xbox 360 on my 3D 104" flat screen and not come down until dinner!

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12/5/2010 11:44 AM

vanillseatbmx wrote:

its not a fucking good deal i was gonna get a really good car but i dont know what one it was but now i gotta put up with a car that someone used for 3 days and sat in it. im fucking pissed i might go steal their credit card.

Omg they sat in it?! holly shit i feel for you man

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12/5/2010 11:45 AM

tibug wrote:

Dude.....this really puts things in perspective for me. I wasn't really aware of how good I had it until I read this. Sorry to hear about your hardships man sad.

vanillseatbmx wrote:

i know dude its really hard because sometimes when i go to school my shoe laces dont even match the design on my shirt and i look like a hobo!

and if i dont match then all my upper class metrosexual friends make fun of me!

tibug wrote:

I remember one time I had to use the PUBLIC bathroom stalls because the huge black guy that my daddy hired to haul around my personal toilet got sick. I know what you're going through man, I'm here for you. Well, not me, but the smart black guy in charge of my interpersonal internet relations is here for you.

i know dude it sucks one time i was in a restroom and i had 3 mexicans carry around my marble toilet with golden trim and they all got AIDS so i had to actually go INSIDE the bathroom, sit down on the toilet, and wipe my own ass.

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im alex, and i like to ride my bike.
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12/5/2010 11:45 AM

Is there anything we can do for you?Maybe print up and sell some t-shirts.Start a recovery fund?Sell bracelets?

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12/5/2010 11:46 AM

Queens.Kid327 wrote:

wow my parents only got me a stem for christmas. your pissed cuz you still get a car and vacation houses? sounds like a good deal to me

vanillseatbmx wrote:

its not a fucking good deal i was gonna get a really good car but i dont know what one it was but now i gotta put up with a car that someone used for 3 days and sat in it. im fucking pissed i might go steal their credit card.

Pingthis154 wrote:

Omg they sat in it?! holly shit i feel for you man

i know they could have had middle class jeans on too!

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im alex, and i like to ride my bike.
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12/5/2010 11:46 AM

hahahah, I really feel for you man. Run away or something and maybe then your parents will change their mind.

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12/5/2010 11:47 AM

bloghogs wrote:

Is there anything we can do for you?Maybe print up and sell some t-shirts.Start a recovery fund?Sell bracelets?

no you have to sell hubcaps with my name on them to upper class black males.

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im alex, and i like to ride my bike.
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BOTM february 2011.

12/5/2010 11:48 AM
Edited Date/Time: 12/5/2010 11:51 AM

CARL wrote:

hahahah, I really feel for you man. Run away or something and maybe then your parents will change their mind.

i cant run away! i might go sleep in the play station 3 room for the night, or maybe the xbox 360 room so then when my mom goes to my room to tuck me in im not there!

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im alex, and i like to ride my bike.
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12/5/2010 11:51 AM

WHAT, ONLY 300,000? you can't buy anything with $300,000 a month man, im so sorry.

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12/5/2010 11:53 AM

DarreTheSin wrote:

WHAT, ONLY 300,000? you can't buy anything with $300,000 a month man, im so sorry.

i know its fucking bullshit they dont give me shit from it either! well i mean they give me like a couple 100 bucks every once in a while like every day when i get home from school but still its bullshit i dont get anything!

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im alex, and i like to ride my bike.
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12/5/2010 12:07 PM

hahahahahahahaha win

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12/5/2010 12:13 PM

thats nothing! my parents make over 500k a month and only give me 200k of it! and this month they said theyre donating it to chairty! those greedy bastards!

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12/5/2010 12:16 PM

i actually believed it for a second.

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12/5/2010 12:16 PM

I know. My mom is SOO MEAN! She offered to buy me the bike for 950 ! I WANTED THE one FOR 975! FUCKKK! NOW WHAT AM I GONNA Do? unsure

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12/5/2010 12:22 PM

carjakester: dude i feel bad for you but i got it worse! i mean thats true i mean why would parents give money to a good cause like charity when they can give it all to their kids who will spend it all on designer clothes and the new girlfriend they get every 1 1/2 weeks?

Bmxallday125: what you should do is next time you go out for lunch, you sit in your room and pretend youre not listening!

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12/5/2010 12:25 PM

vanillseatbmx wrote:

carjakester: dude i feel bad for you but i got it worse! i mean thats true i mean why would parents give money to a good cause like charity when they can give it all to their kids who will spend it all on designer clothes and the new girlfriend they get every 1 1/2 weeks?

Bmxallday125: what you should do is next time you go out for lunch, you sit in your room and pretend youre not listening!

Well which lunch? AND I KNOW DOESN'T THAT ALWAYS WORK!

I have a lunch between breakfast and lunch, a lunch at lunchtime, a lunch between lunch and dinner and one before bed.

For all my lunches, I go to panera bread where all the food costs like nothing, and the sandwiches are horrible.

(lOL, the sandwiches are awesome, at there one time, and they cost like 20$..Lol.)

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12/5/2010 12:28 PM

vanillseatbmx wrote:

carjakester: dude i feel bad for you but i got it worse! i mean thats true i mean why would parents give money to a good cause like charity when they can give it all to their kids who will spend it all on designer clothes and the new girlfriend they get every 1 1/2 weeks?

Bmxallday125: what you should do is next time you go out for lunch, you sit in your room and pretend youre not listening!

Bmxallday125 wrote:

Well which lunch? AND I KNOW DOESN'T THAT ALWAYS WORK!

I have a lunch between breakfast and lunch, a lunch at lunchtime, a lunch between lunch and dinner and one before bed.

For all my lunches, I go to panera bread where all the food costs like nothing, and the sandwiches are horrible.

(lOL, the sandwiches are awesome, at there one time, and they cost like 20$..Lol.)

damn one time we had to go to a restaurant where we didnt have to reserve seats it was like dining in hell!

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