Why Am I Sexually Attracted to Fire?

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10/22/2014 8:13 PM

I get a boner when i see flames. Everytime. It's like when i'm invited to the damn bonfires they don't know which wood to burn. And sometimes, i wish it were mine because after about 4 hours, my dick hurts. Like the other day, i lit a match and i was just completely erect. Like i blew it out and had to live with it. I mean my parents didn't stop me from playing with fire as a kid, so it isn't supression. The other day i couldn't stop myself from putting my dick in a toaster while it was on. Now i have permanent grill marks. I just get so jealous when i see fire with gas. I wish i could turn on fire like that.

Does anyone else have this problem?

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10/22/2014 8:15 PM

You should have a bonerfire!

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10/22/2014 8:30 PM

blaaaaaaaaa wrote:

You should have a bonerfire!

fuck you.

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10/22/2014 8:31 PM

blaaaaaaaaa wrote:

You should have a bonerfire!

Tried. Ended up waste deep in ashes.

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10/22/2014 9:47 PM

Yep, everytime i see a bush i jizz my pants

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10/23/2014 12:34 PM

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Me like 2 or so months ago, I quit for a month or two and lost the small amount of skill I had, I burned the fuck out of the back of my throat about 20 mins ago trying to practice.

Some things that have to do with fire in one way shape or form i find attractive. Actually theres alot of things that can be attractive in the right context.

Probably wasn't serious thread but I decided to be semi serious lol
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10/23/2014 1:16 PM

TheBrandonFranke wrote: Photo
Me like 2 or so months ago, I quit for a month or two and lost the small amount of skill I had, I burned the fuck out of the ...more

Hipster haircut and a flame that looks like a penis. How about that?

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10/23/2014 3:17 PM

tomdon wrote:

Hipster haircut and a flame that looks like a penis. How about that?

My hair is the longest I've ever had it now. That was way before school even started here,and I'm downgrading to hipster prescription glasses I think, so now you can just call me a hipster but, every other pair of glasses got me like "I look like fucking secret in these" or "I look like a tranny mom no" Photo

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10/24/2014 8:10 AM

Wth man, wth

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10/28/2014 9:30 AM

i spit flaming everclear into a crowd of poeple when i was drunk at a party. like 3 times. it was hilarious

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skooter... dont be a pussy

skooter: "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME VODKA!?"
sketchytravis: "... because i like being drunk, and if i give you my vodka im not drunk as much"
Chuck8273: "Logical. I like this logic. "

10/31/2014 3:53 PM

sketchytravis wrote:

i spit flaming everclear into a crowd of poeple when i was drunk at a party. like 3 times. it was hilarious

kinky

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11/2/2014 9:56 PM

sketchytravis wrote:

i spit flaming everclear into a crowd of poeple when i was drunk at a party. like 3 times. it was hilarious

MaximusBikes wrote:

kinky

it was hilarious. I may or may not have burned a couple people and almost started a couple chicks hair on fire

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skooter... dont be a pussy

skooter: "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME VODKA!?"
sketchytravis: "... because i like being drunk, and if i give you my vodka im not drunk as much"
Chuck8273: "Logical. I like this logic. "

11/5/2014 11:43 AM

sketchytravis wrote:

i spit flaming everclear into a crowd of poeple when i was drunk at a party. like 3 times. it was hilarious

MaximusBikes wrote:

kinky

sketchytravis wrote:

it was hilarious. I may or may not have burned a couple people and almost started a couple chicks hair on fire

Sometimes when i unleash the white rain on bitches it catches fire. Nice!

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