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1: ask on fb a dumbass question like "whats the homework for mr. K"
2. Make small talk
3: "my computer/ipad died whats your number?"
4: drown in pussy.
100% sucess rate for me. Honestly it seems a bunch of you dudes have confidence issues and are too scared to get with em, and brandonfranke this will get you that chick at your old school no prob
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or just stalk their facebook until you find a comment/status where she tells someone to text her & gives her number out there, then text said number "Hey I stalked your facebook till 4 in the morning and found your number, so what's up baby lemme see that poop chute."
10/10 works every time.
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I hate when people use this... it basically just means that its going to work 60% of the time... people act like it makes no sense what so ever... fuckfuckfuck
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Or, or, or you could just ask? O.o *light bulb*. Girls are just men with no dick, tits, and a pussy, they still have to shit and it smells just as bad as yours. I've never had to resort to clever ways to get a girls number, maybe it's just cause I don't give a fuck about shit, but I just ask.
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Just do what i do it works 100% of the time
1. take your junk out and twirl it around in front of her then ask for her number
2. if that doesn't work (which i have proven it does) just punch her in the face and get her phone while she's unconscious and get her number out her phone
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Also just grow a pair and ask them like Me? said, girls actually like that its shows your confidence and that your not a bitch. I've actually told girls straight up that i want to fuck her (yes probably weird but i dont usually give a fuck what i say to girls) and the next day i did. might not work for everyone but it works for me haha.
For that to work you actually have to know the girl though, i wouldn't suggest going up to a random girl and saying it youll probably get tazed
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maybe its canadian girls but i just throw them mine and say text me and forget about it, if they text it they text it, if not fuck em! haha
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handlebar-to-face wrote:Also just grow a pair and ask them like Me? said, girls actually like that its shows your confidence and that your not a ...more
Exactly, the more honest and confident you are, the more likely you'll get laid, given it won't happen every time, in the right situation telling a girl you want to fuck her brains out is going to be more effective than any silly clever plan you can come up with.
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It's the same for girls, how many of us wanna be with a girl that rejects compliments? It's all about honesty, and confidence like you said. Flattery helps aswell. lol.
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Also if she says no, headbutt her in the face and lock her in your basement
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Lmao a 12 year old giving advice on how to pick up chicks......I don't believe you judging by your immaturity if one ever rejected youd probably flip out and chin check them
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Just be like hey can i not have your number?
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LucasRidesBikes wrote:
I have to try this soon haha
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handlebar-to-face wrote:Just do what i do it works 100% of the time
1. take your junk out and twirl it around in front of her then ask for her number ...more
not gunna lie, that whole just pulling your dick out thing works, worked for me a couple weeks ago... same with that whole poke her with it and maybe itll put her in the mood lol that one worked too
skooter... dont be a pussy
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handlebar-to-face wrote:Just do what i do it works 100% of the time
1. take your junk out and twirl it around in front of her then ask for her number ...more
(Which you have done)
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Hahahaha thats nice. I'll stick to just sending them a picture of my nuts and saying, howd you like those bouncing off your chin? and if they say no, they are lesbians!! haha But honestly, i have never had a problem getting girls. Im just oblivious to girls coming on to me. haha I could get really anyone i want, im very good at getting girls.
On the other hand, i have delt with SO MANY BITCHES!!! Like you have no fucking idea!!! Rant time!!
I was in a play with my theater class (i am an experienced actor, have been since i was small) and it had just ended and there was this CRAZY HOT GIRL that i didnt think would date anyone but a football player, which is true. I then recieved a message from her friend at the time that said, "oh my gosh! ....... (i wont name her) likes you!! A lot! hahaha :D " And i literally was like, "are you for serious!!!???" and she was. I went around and i talked to her over facebook and within seconds i had her number and my penis was VERY erect hahahaa this girl is unbelieveably hot. Like holy shit. haha And i talked to her for a bit, and at the time she acted like she liked me so much! I was ecstatic! I had never even thought in hell this would happen haha! Then she wanted to go on a date ONLY TO DROVERS!!! Where she liked i guess. and i got picked up by her and i had all my friends knowing that i was going on a date with a motherfucking supermodel haha blonde, huge tits, amazing ass, damn curvy. Like something out of a magazine!!! I actually met her mom and dad and did really well and we went on a date to Drovers! I paid, no problem. I was driven home by her and i tried to kiss her goodbye, nothing serious. and she moved. Kinda pissed me off. I didnt care. haha But that night she claimed she had a great time! Next morning! Guess what! SHE IS BACK WITH HER OLD, ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND. Like what the fuck. I literally just got up and took off on my road bike and rode soooo far away. I was halfway into Pittsburgh before i stopped. I was literally as mad as i had ever been. It was a very very very far ride. haha I had never gone so far. It was incredible. I figured it out tho. Her boyfriends best friend worked at Drovers and i actually saw him run back and grab his phone. He had to have texted the asshole. I went ape shit tho. I only blame the bitch for using me in that way. I would have easily done it if she told me that is what she needed me to do, im a good friend. But you know what i learned? Never go for the hot, talkative bitch that loves football players. Go for the hot whore or the hot quiet girl. They are better.
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I like how you mentioned me. Yeah that one girl got a boyfriend which is one of my old friends 
Time to start on the out of city girls again 
lots of weird girls that will take what they can get but arent whores. My only 2 girlfriends were out of my city. Actually fuck that both of them made me ride 30-45 mins to their house for nothing which sucks once let alone 7 or 8 times in a month.
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