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7/21/2008 2:06 PM

tell em here

i need to pass time till its dry out

bro: did it hurt?

hoe: did what hurt?

bro: when you fell from heaven?



i lost my number can i have yours?

haha alright lets see em

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7/21/2008 2:37 PM

suck me beautiful

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09 Kink Transition...yes...i ride a tranny.

Im the CLIT commander of the sexy army.

7/21/2008 9:00 PM

i like the bottom one i think it mite work

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7/21/2008 9:08 PM
Edited Date/Time: 7/21/2008 10:06 PM

Can I have 70 cents? (no) What about 69? I know you can offer 69

What has 142 and holds back the incredible hulk, my zipper

What's the speed limit of sex? 68, cause when its 69 you have to turn around

^ those two arent really pick up lines, but they're funny :D
Hi I'm an Astronaunt, and my next mission is to explore uranus

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7/21/2008 9:40 PM

Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

How about we go have pizza, and then fuck like crazy *smack* what you dont like pizza?

Are those astronaut pants? cause your ass is outta this world

Those pants are very becoming on you. If i was on you, Id be coming too!

Are you tired? Cause you have been running thru my mind all day.

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"Hey anybody ever make that mistake like right when you wake up in the morning and you believe in yourself?" -Kyle Kinane

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7/23/2008 3:53 AM

ahahah i laughed to the pizza one im ganna say that to the next chick with a belly button piercing
cause i have better chances with them

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7/23/2008 3:55 AM

unless its off a movie then i cant embarrass myself i know that
fallen from heaven one is cause its off that movie with hillary duff in it i seen it like 50 times lolz

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7/23/2008 8:28 PM

I saw it on a website for those things cause when i was in like middle school that was the cool thing to do.

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"Hey anybody ever make that mistake like right when you wake up in the morning and you believe in yourself?" -Kyle Kinane

"BIKES!" -Tom Segura

7/26/2008 8:44 PM

Do you work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong.
Is that a mirror in your pants, i can see myself in them.

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7/26/2008 8:49 PM

iBike wrote:

Can I have 70 cents? (no) What about 69? I know you can offer 69

What has 142 and holds back the incredible hulk, my zipper

What's the speed limit of sex? 68, cause when its 69 you have to turn around

^ those two arent really pick up lines, but they're funny :D
Hi I'm an Astronaunt, and my next mission is to explore uranus

you said it wrong idiot


whats the speed of sex

68 cause if its 69 you flip over and eat it

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7/27/2008 7:46 PM

bmxican 1001 wrote:

you said it wrong idiot


whats the speed of sex

68 cause if its 69 you flip over and eat it

I was just about to say that lol.

You look at the tag on the girl's shirt and say, "Just as i thought...made in heaven"

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Rest assured,
with a heart thats pure,
We'll be victorious
And not let our hate get the best of us!
MOVE

7/27/2008 7:51 PM

Just say "Hey, ya got a nice dick" say that to anyone eventually they will just say thanks then everone around will be like WTF?

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Dude I Totally Want That

7/28/2008 6:08 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/14/2016 4:50 PM

a quarter an hour??


Aye i thiink im goin campin cuz i see a tent goin up...haaaaaaaaaaaa

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7/28/2008 10:21 PM

are those spacepants?
because ur ass is outta this world!!!

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7/28/2008 10:23 PM
Edited Date/Time: 4/14/2016 4:50 PM

every tripped over a log??
how bout a root?


is there a mirror in your pants?
coz i could see myself in em


i believe you are what you eat
and by the end of the night i hope to be you


and this ones fair shit is your father a drug dealer?
coz i think your dope

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iam gonna do what you do but better

7/28/2008 10:24 PM

ima rape ur white ass

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Bikes Make Me Jizz

7/28/2008 10:30 PM

if you were a burger at mcdonalds, you would be called mc georgious

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skate boards kill trees

7/28/2008 10:31 PM

if u were my dick
i would get 2-4 ribs removed and blow u

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Bikes Make Me Jizz

7/28/2008 10:38 PM

DaNokeBMX wrote:

if u were my dick
i would get 2-4 ribs removed and blow u

man marilyn manson did that to suck himself off

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iam gonna do what you do but better

7/28/2008 11:14 PM

how bout u sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up

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7/29/2008 1:15 PM

bbanfer58 wrote:

how bout u sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up

Hahahahahahahaha



...ha lol

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Rest assured,
with a heart thats pure,
We'll be victorious
And not let our hate get the best of us!
MOVE

7/29/2008 4:14 PM

suck my dick slut

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7/31/2008 11:07 PM

haha these are great

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7/31/2008 11:07 PM

haha these are great

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7/31/2008 11:07 PM

haha these are great

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7/31/2008 11:50 PM

dave lawrence wrote:

Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

How about we go have pizza, and then fuck like crazy *smack* what you dont like pizza?

Are those astronaut pants? cause your ass is outta this world

Those pants are very becoming on you. If i was on you, Id be coming too!

Are you tired? Cause you have been running thru my mind all day.

hahahahah thats funny nice shoes...wanna fuck i love it

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8/1/2008 10:14 PM

If u were a president you'd be babe-raham lincoln. anyone like it?

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8/1/2008 10:54 PM

??? wtf ???

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8/2/2008 8:34 AM
Edited Date/Time: 4/14/2016 4:54 PM

rockin1ntheusa@aol.com wrote:

If u were a president you'd be babe-raham lincoln. anyone like it?

I love Wayne's World....


"Did you ever think Bugs Bunny was attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?"

"No. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno."

"Me neither." *awkwardness*

Great haha

Lets play carpenter, I'll be the hammer, and nail you.

1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes"> Take me home with you.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
7. Do you have the time? [Gives the time"> No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"> Do you want to do lunch?
9. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
12. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
14. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
15. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
17. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
21. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
22. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
23. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
24. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
26. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
27. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
28. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
29. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
30. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
31. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
32. Say, did we go to different schools together?
33. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
35. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
36. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar"> He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
37. You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
38. Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes? (female version)
or
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers? (male version)
39. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.


Re:100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines penguin: 40. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
41. I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need
42. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
43. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
44. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
45. Say, did we go to different schools together?
46. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
47. Wow! Are those real?
48. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
49. You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon
50. I'll bet you £50 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
51. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
52. "I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?"
53. Your Daddy must be a farmer because you grew some nice melons?
54. That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming too.
55. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
56. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
57. There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?
58. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
59. (Lick finger than touch girl's clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
60. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
61. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
62. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
63. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
64. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
65. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
66. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
67. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
68. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
69. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
70. You know what would look good on you? Me
71. So do ya wanna see something really swell?
72. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
73. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
74. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
75. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
76. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
77. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
78. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
79. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....) Would u like to?
Re:100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines penguin: 80. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap"> HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
81. Are you as good as your mother?
82. Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
83. I have a two minute recovery time.
84. Didn't I do your sister?
85. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my-self in your pants.
86. F**k me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
87. Yo. You'll do.
88. Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!
89. Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
90. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
91. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
92. Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?
93. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":"> Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
94. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
95. Do you want to see something swell?
96. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
97. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
98. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
99. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
100. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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"Hey anybody ever make that mistake like right when you wake up in the morning and you believe in yourself?" -Kyle Kinane

"BIKES!" -Tom Segura

8/10/2008 11:32 PM

just be simple about it

hey baby wanna fuck ?

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i done did got a federal now