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5/15/2013 3:25 PM

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5/15/2013 3:59 PM

I once took a stupidly high dose of AMT which is a powerful psycadellic and then went to take my dogs for a walk, I started tripping hard and the visuals were so obnoxious that I couldn't see anymore it was just patterns and colours I spend about 2 hrs trying to get home a journey that should have taken 5 mins max, shit was fucked up.

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5/15/2013 4:04 PM

Soulrebelrastaman wrote:

I once took a stupidly high dose of AMT which is a powerful psycadellic and then went to take my dogs for a walk, I started tripping hard and the visuals were so obnoxious that I couldn't see anymore it was just patterns and colours I spend about 2 hrs trying to get home a journey that should have taken 5 mins max, shit was fucked up.

haahah..do you mean DMT?

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5/15/2013 5:34 PM

I once took a children's tylonal and sang myraih kary

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5/15/2013 6:22 PM

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I once took a children's tylonal and sang myraih kary

DOPE!!!!!! lol

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5/15/2013 8:24 PM

Went to a party, got high, woke up in a empty pool with a Barbie bike on top of me.

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5/15/2013 9:02 PM

420 blaze it everyday and never did anything stupid

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5/15/2013 9:21 PM

Accidentally drank a tiny bit of Listerine mouth wash, then did homework and somehow finished it perfectly. I was even dancing all of a sudden inside the super steamy and misty shower. The fog made me feel like I was on cloud 9 literally. I got out and then I died down after over 4 hours. It was driving me nuts quarter way through where I started feeling extreme paranoia and tried to do everything to "stop" the high. Nothing ended up working and the stress from the paranoia made me wanna puke so I didn't have any munchies whatsoever.

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5/16/2013 1:51 AM

Once I got so drunk I whipped my dick out at a party. and did the helicopter in front of some chicks.
No joke.

Once we were so high we were trying to light up another one at an after party and couldn't find a lighter so we microvaved the joint haha.
We ended up lighting it up with a toaster.

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5/16/2013 3:01 AM

isnowyaznV2 wrote:

Accidentally drank a tiny bit of Listerine mouth wash, then did homework and somehow finished it perfectly. I was even dancing all of a sudden inside the super steamy and misty shower. The fog made me feel like I was on cloud 9 literally. I got out and then I died down after over 4 hours. It was driving me nuts quarter way through where I started feeling extreme paranoia and tried to do everything to "stop" the high. Nothing ended up working and the stress from the paranoia made me wanna puke so I didn't have any munchies whatsoever.

I misread this as you doing all this shit because you drank listerine and wasn't sure if you were trolling or 6 years old or something hahaha

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5/16/2013 9:35 AM

isnowyaznV2 wrote:

Accidentally drank a tiny bit of Listerine mouth wash, then did homework and somehow finished it perfectly. I was even dancing all of a sudden inside the super steamy and misty shower. The fog made me feel like I was on cloud 9 literally. I got out and then I died down after over 4 hours. It was driving me nuts quarter way through where I started feeling extreme paranoia and tried to do everything to "stop" the high. Nothing ended up working and the stress from the paranoia made me wanna puke so I didn't have any munchies whatsoever.

jacobf wrote:

I misread this as you doing all this shit because you drank listerine and wasn't sure if you were trolling or 6 years old or something hahaha

Same haha

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5/16/2013 9:41 AM
Edited Date/Time: 5/16/2013 9:43 AM

Lets see.

First time : about 2gs and It was the first time ever & on my own. Tried riding my bike & fell like 20 times trying 180s got atleast 10 shinners & ended up eating nearly everything in my house.

Fourth time: like 1g reaalllyyyy weird stuff ended up checking everything in my house & forgetting what I just did every 10 seconds end up doing other weird shit for the next 2 hours.

Almost forgot both of those times I ended up mooning random people around my neighborhood.

Well, I quit that stuff & wont go back because I got shit to do & its a waste of money & time.

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5/16/2013 9:50 AM
Edited Date/Time: 5/16/2013 9:58 AM

Soulrebelrastaman wrote:

I once took a stupidly high dose of AMT which is a powerful psycadellic and then went to take my dogs for a walk, I started tripping hard and the visuals were so obnoxious that I couldn't see anymore it was just patterns and colours I spend about 2 hrs trying to get home a journey that should have taken 5 mins max, shit was fucked up.

king_swag wrote:

haahah..do you mean DMT?

No I mean Amt, look it up, its similar but you can take it orally. I know its banned in da US but this stuff is legal in the uk I get it delivered to my door by her majesty's Royal Mail, its mad as fuck my postman has no clue he's a psycadellic drug courier lol

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5/16/2013 10:17 AM

One time I was high as fuuuck and started freaking the fuck out because I thought that my dogs were spies for the government and they were following me

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5/16/2013 10:23 AM

went to my buddies sisters 18th birthday party and I woke up the next day naked in a porta potty at park with her panties on my head...


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5/16/2013 8:38 PM

Got a bit tipsy yesterday late night after 3 shots of vodka. Was with my friend and I was almost convinced to take a 4th one but I decided not to. It was my first time and everything was really funny and I started feeling sleepy and tired. I remember looking into the mirror close up inspecting all my skin pores and then laughing for no reason. I then listened to trippy music for an hour feeling so happy and then I fell asleep. I still feel a bit hung over right now.

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5/16/2013 8:42 PM

isnowyaznV2 wrote:

Got a bit tipsy yesterday late night after 3 shots of vodka. Was with my friend and I was almost convinced to take a 4th one but I decided not to. It was my first time and everything was really funny and I started feeling sleepy and tired. I remember looking into the mirror close up inspecting all my skin pores and then laughing for no reason. I then listened to trippy music for an hour feeling so happy and then I fell asleep. I still feel a bit hung over right now.

Haha the first time i seriously did i stole a street sign.

Yeah my grandparents drink 90proof straight vodka out of a regular cup like it taste good.

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5/16/2013 9:22 PM

Got super piss drunk one night. I put my head between two palm trees growing together in a 'V' shape. So i lay there face down on the ground with my head in between yelling " aaaahhahaaahgg! I'm being eaten by a giant vagina!! ahhgggghghg!!!" My friends stood there laughing their asses off. That was a long ass time ago... i was wayyyy too young to be that drunk. But that's about the stupidest thing I've done drunk in public. (it was on someones front yard lol)

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5/17/2013 9:59 AM

BMXism wrote:

Got super piss drunk one night. I put my head between two palm trees growing together in a 'V' shape. So i lay there face down on the ground with my head in between yelling " aaaahhahaaahgg! I'm being eaten by a giant vagina!! ahhgggghghg!!!" My friends stood there laughing their asses off. That was a long ass time ago... i was wayyyy too young to be that drunk. But that's about the stupidest thing I've done drunk in public. (it was on someones front yard lol)

Lmfao funniest thing ive read yet.

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5/19/2013 7:17 PM

BMXism wrote:

Got super piss drunk one night. I put my head between two palm trees growing together in a 'V' shape. So i lay there face down on the ground with my head in between yelling " aaaahhahaaahgg! I'm being eaten by a giant vagina!! ahhgggghghg!!!" My friends stood there laughing their asses off. That was a long ass time ago... i was wayyyy too young to be that drunk. But that's about the stupidest thing I've done drunk in public. (it was on someones front yard lol)

that was great i would love to see video

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5/23/2013 11:50 PM

i drank like 3/4 of a mason jar of shine (in an hour or two), went to a party, so drunk the chick having the party came to the car to bring me into the party, followed by me taking a shot or two with her, followed by more mixed drinks... so drunk i forgot i dont smoke pot anymore, smoke 5 bowls to my face with one other person (2 with one person, 3 with the other) then some bitch decided to dose me gave me a few cups full of robotussin (however the fuck its spelled), lucky i didnt die, my liver shouldve failed, but im a fucking boss aparently... but yeah thats the funs stuff, i was drunk as fuck, stoned as fuck, and trippin the fuck out... i walked in on a threesome in one of the upstairs rooms while i was stumbling around, it was all chicks, one got up and pulled me over to the bed, i apparently looked around (the only thing i remember from this is looking down at the one naked chick on the bed for a second, its one of those flashbulb type memory, just an image) looked at the girl that was walking me to the bed said "i dont know what the fuck is going on," walked into the wall, and walked away... i hate my life for it every day, that fucking cunt just had to drug me... i coulda handled my shit for a 4some if i was just stoned and drunk ( at least id like to think so/ i probably wouldnt have left the room, and just laid there for it ahahah)... and one of the other chicks at a later time said that the one went looking for me but i flat out disappeared

and on another note, the people at the party that id seen later told me that they could barely tell i was super fucked, they actually didnt know how fucked up i was, and i apparently held some really good political and phylisophical conversations... and then i saw someone with a fake nazi band around his arm as a joke, flipped shit and went after him until i was told it was a joke and he was like gay and stuff

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5/23/2013 11:51 PM

Soulrebelrastaman wrote:

I once took a stupidly high dose of AMT which is a powerful psycadellic and then went to take my dogs for a walk, I started tripping hard and the visuals were so obnoxious that I couldn't see anymore it was just patterns and colours I spend about 2 hrs trying to get home a journey that should have taken 5 mins max, shit was fucked up.

king_swag wrote:

haahah..do you mean DMT?

Soulrebelrastaman wrote:

No I mean Amt, look it up, its similar but you can take it orally. I know its banned in da US but this stuff is legal in the uk I get it delivered to my door by her majesty's Royal Mail, its mad as fuck my postman has no clue he's a psycadellic drug courier lol

thats kinda awesome

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skooter... dont be a pussy

skooter: "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME VODKA!?"
sketchytravis: "... because i like being drunk, and if i give you my vodka im not drunk as much"
Chuck8273: "Logical. I like this logic. "

5/24/2013 12:10 AM

sketchytravis wrote:

i drank like 3/4 of a mason jar of shine (in an hour or two), went to a party, so drunk the chick having the party came to the car to bring me into the party, followed by me taking a shot or two with her, followed by more mixed drinks... so drunk i forgot i dont smoke pot anymore, smoke 5 bowls to my face with one other person (2 with one person, 3 with the other) then some bitch decided to dose me gave me a few cups full of robotussin (however the fuck its spelled), lucky i didnt die, my liver shouldve failed, but im a fucking boss aparently... but yeah thats the funs stuff, i was drunk as fuck, stoned as fuck, and trippin the fuck out... i walked in on a threesome in one of the upstairs rooms while i was stumbling around, it was all chicks, one got up and pulled me over to the bed, i apparently looked around (the only thing i remember from this is looking down at the one naked chick on the bed for a second, its one of those flashbulb type memory, just an image) looked at the girl that was walking me to the bed said "i dont know what the fuck is going on," walked into the wall, and walked away... i hate my life for it every day, that fucking cunt just had to drug me... i coulda handled my shit for a 4some if i was just stoned and drunk ( at least id like to think so/ i probably wouldnt have left the room, and just laid there for it ahahah)... and one of the other chicks at a later time said that the one went looking for me but i flat out disappeared

and on another note, the people at the party that id seen later told me that they could barely tell i was super fucked, they actually didnt know how fucked up i was, and i apparently held some really good political and phylisophical conversations... and then i saw someone with a fake nazi band around his arm as a joke, flipped shit and went after him until i was told it was a joke and he was like gay and stuff

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5/24/2013 12:32 AM

sketchytravis wrote:

i drank like 3/4 of a mason jar of shine (in an hour or two), went to a party, so drunk the chick having the party came to the car to bring me into the party, followed by me taking a shot or two with her, followed by more mixed drinks... so drunk i forgot i dont smoke pot anymore, smoke 5 bowls to my face with one other person (2 with one person, 3 with the other) then some bitch decided to dose me gave me a few cups full of robotussin (however the fuck its spelled), lucky i didnt die, my liver shouldve failed, but im a fucking boss aparently... but yeah thats the funs stuff, i was drunk as fuck, stoned as fuck, and trippin the fuck out... i walked in on a threesome in one of the upstairs rooms while i was stumbling around, it was all chicks, one got up and pulled me over to the bed, i apparently looked around (the only thing i remember from this is looking down at the one naked chick on the bed for a second, its one of those flashbulb type memory, just an image) looked at the girl that was walking me to the bed said "i dont know what the fuck is going on," walked into the wall, and walked away... i hate my life for it every day, that fucking cunt just had to drug me... i coulda handled my shit for a 4some if i was just stoned and drunk ( at least id like to think so/ i probably wouldnt have left the room, and just laid there for it ahahah)... and one of the other chicks at a later time said that the one went looking for me but i flat out disappeared

and on another note, the people at the party that id seen later told me that they could barely tell i was super fucked, they actually didnt know how fucked up i was, and i apparently held some really good political and phylisophical conversations... and then i saw someone with a fake nazi band around his arm as a joke, flipped shit and went after him until i was told it was a joke and he was like gay and stuff

BMXism wrote:

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lol sounds like you've built up one hell of a tolerance.

hahaha i guess so... ive always been able to handle my shit for booze, theres been a time or two where i was boarderline dead type shit and i skated home and got in the shower to feel better, and another time i passed out where i stood mid drink out of a bottle lol (that time i was poisoned with moldy bread on accident, shit fucked me up, along with a half bottle of blackberry brandy lol)

lol that was the first and only time ive ever robo-tripped

like i said, i shouldve had liver failure... and i was told that by people that actually do that shit, i guess alcohol and dxm arent too good of friends ahaha



and all i know is i hate that bitch that drugged me, she fucked me out of the best experience i wouldve ever had... all 3 were pretty decent/hot... one was a les and never had a dick...

and i dont even know if i smoke the pot before or after, but i feel like it would have been after, and if so i wouldve hands down went up in that 4some ahaha

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6/1/2013 8:17 AM

Brahh too stories, too many stories....

But I'll do the one I remember the best. Twas a time when I was a young lad at the ripe age of 16. I Had gotten off school on Halloween and started smoking a jay or two before going home to get my costume.I picked up my flask and my piece, and on my way I was. I met up with a couple of friends and smoked some more while everyone showed up. My friend brought a handle of jack so we chugged that, but a friend had gotten hooked up with yay so I took a bump. We all headed up to a party but by them I was so fucked up I vaguely remember the actual party but a friend told me I hooked up with this chick in a closet, and ran out screaming stranger danger. I asked whose party we were at, and replied oh I hate that bitch. I went upstairs and took a shit in her sink and bounced. I woke up the next day on the floor in my hallway in just my socks. To this day I still don't know how I got home

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6/4/2013 5:25 PM

king_swag wrote:

haahah..do you mean DMT?

Soulrebelrastaman wrote:

No I mean Amt, look it up, its similar but you can take it orally. I know its banned in da US but this stuff is legal in the uk I get it delivered to my door by her majesty's Royal Mail, its mad as fuck my postman has no clue he's a psycadellic drug courier lol

sketchytravis wrote:

thats kinda awesome

I know right, I totally agree, happy daze.

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6/4/2013 8:20 PM

I REAAAALLLLLYYYYY have a feeling Im going to be that guy who partys like fucking nuts & ends up yelling shit all the damn time when theyre drunk. Shit, I already have gotten suspended from school for yelling shit during a fire drill.

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6/4/2013 9:18 PM
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i got so stoned, i was drinking a gatorade and had a bong in the other hand, i put the gatorade down, and was thirsty, but next thing i know i was drinking the res water...

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6/4/2013 9:53 PM

dream wrote:

i got so stoned, i was drinking a gatorade and had a bong in the other hand, i put the gatorade down, and was thirsty, but next thing i know i was drinking the res water...

There's nothing wrong with drinking a lil bong water. I used to do that shit religiously. But I grew out of the whole get high thing

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