if this thing is real... fuck future! i want a keyboard =P so i can type an email within 30 sec

that is a joke if you lisen when he said thay are all reddy making a new one he says it will be lighter because its lack of screan wheel and hard drive.

that would take forever towirte a sentace

its just a larger ipod noting special at all!

me to

i just bought one !

OHH snap just realized its by The Onion. Its BS. I felt it was unreal how stupid it was.

The next thing they will make is the laptop shuffle. No screen and just a wheel thing. Sounds amazing. onion always does good fake news thingz

"studys find horseback riding to just be an expensive form of sitting" and its the Onion News Network. youre an idiot if u believe this is real

its a joke read the marquee on the bottom. haha. "in atlanta, attractive couple probably on their way to have sex"

I could actually see Apple making something like this in the future, for people who just don't quite grasp the concept of computers but have thousands of dollars to waste and want to look cool in starbucks or talk down condescendingly to PC users like me.

" To reduce energy use, screen goes black after four seconds."

"I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple."

what the f losey

Haha.

the 4oz lighter version must be for bmx-ers who are worried about weight. maybe they'll make it in plastic too.

so did the abortion go well?

HAHAHA, Yes.

haha its the onion new network guys!! c'mon! lol
yea it was pretty funny..and at the end of the email the guy sent it said ill bet ur jealous hahaha

bmx1000
about 5 hours ago
i cant believe that people are stupid enough to think that this was real......... come on.

Wouldn't be the first time apple made a shit product. How many years did it take them to have a mouse with more than 1 button?

http://applelol.ytmnd.com/